Текст и перевод песни Horkýže slíže - Keď Budeš Na Compe

Keď Budeš Na Compe

Keď budeš na compe gambliť jak drak, tak sa ti na komplet dokazí zrak.
Keď sa ti na komplet dokazí zrak, tak malé písmo ani za máčny mak.
Keď sa Ti z malých písmen začnú krížiť riadkytak si pomýliš múku a omamné látky.
Keď si pomýliš múku a omamné látky, tak prespíš Mikuláša, Vianočné sviatky.
Keď potom po Vianociach vylezieš z duchny, tak už ti vypredajú obchod s delobuchmi.
Keď už ti vypredajú obchod s delobuchmi, tak si vyrobíš bombu na stole v kuchyni.
Neriskuj bombu a zbav sa compu Apgrejdni Brainnet Keď budeš na compe jak je dlhá chvíľa, tak pridáš na váhe 15 a pol kila.
Keď pridáš na váhe 15 a pol kila, z baletu sa ti potom navráti sila.
Keď budeš cupitať s druhými baletkami, tak sa tam budeš točiť do opačnej strany.
Keď sa tam budeš točiť do opačnej strany tréner sa nasere a skončíš za dverami.
Keď potom za dverami, natiahneš si lajnu, tak potom chvíľu budeš mať o svete šajnu.
Keď potom chvíľu budeš mať o svete šajnu, tak schytáš do čela a máš hrču fajnu.
Neriskuj tonfu a zbav sa compu.
Volaj 0-200-300-1-500 Brainnet Keď budeš na compe kukať furt na porno tak budeš potom mať zo života hovno.
Keď budeš potom mať zo života hovno, tak pôjdeš do lesa a hodíš si to rovno.
Keď nakoniec upustíš tohoto vrtochu, tak pôjdeš na štadión korčulovať trochu.
Keď pôjdeš na štadión korčulovať trochu, ľahneš si na ľad a vyšňupeš plochu.
Neriskuj rolbu a zbav sa compu.
Brainnet prvá mozgová sieeeť Na komplet ti z toho hrabne, na komplet, vidíš to na mne.
Na komplet ti z toho hrabne.
Brainnet prvá mozgová sieeeť.
Na compe ti z toho hrabne, na compe, celý deň hlavne na compe ti z toho hrabne.
Brainnet prvá mozgová sieeeť.

When You're On The Computer

When you're on the computer, gambling like a dragon, your eyesight will completely fail.
When your eyesight completely fails, you won't be able to see small print, not even for a poppy seed.
When the lines start to cross from the small letters, you'll mix up flour and intoxicating substances.
When you mix up flour and intoxicating substances, you'll sleep through St. Nicholas Day and Christmas.
When you finally emerge from your slumber after Christmas, the fireworks store will be sold out.
When the fireworks store is sold out, you'll make a bomb on the kitchen table.
Don't risk a bomb and get rid of the computer. Upgrade Brainnet. When you're on the computer when you have a long time, you'll gain 15 and a half kilos.
When you gain 15 and a half kilos, the strength will return to you from ballet.
When you prance around in ballet shoes with others, you'll be spinning in the opposite direction.
When you spin in the opposite direction, the trainer will get pissed off and you'll end up outside the door.
When you're outside the door, you'll snort a line, and then you'll have a clue about the world for a while.
When you have a clue about the world for a while, you'll get hit in the forehead and have a nice bump.
Don't risk a tonfa and get rid of the computer.
Call 0-200-300-1-500 Brainnet. When you're on the computer watching porn all the time, you'll end up with shit for a life.
When you end up with shit for a life, you'll go to the forest and take a dump.
When you finally give up this whim, you'll go to the stadium to skate a little.
When you go to the stadium to skate a little, you'll lie down on the ice and snort up the surface.
Don't risk a Zamboni and get rid of the computer.
Brainnet, the first brain netwooooork. You'll completely lose it from this, completely, you can see it in me.
You'll completely lose it from this.
Brainnet, the first brain netwooooork.
You'll lose it from this on the computer, on the computer, all day long, mainly on the computer, you'll lose it from this.
Brainnet, the first brain netwooooork.