Текст и перевод песни Horkýže slíže - Komisar Rex

Komisar Rex

Nečúra na nábytok, nečúra na steny
Nečúra na koberec a nefakuje feny
Nesere nám po dvore a nenecháva chlpy
Vôbec nie je unavený, vôbec nie je hlúpy

A je to, a je to, a je to vôbec pes?
A je to, a je to, a je to vôbec pes?
A je to, a je to, a je to vôbec pes?
A je to, a je to, a jé jé Komisár Rex!

Nesere nám po dvore, nesedí nám v búde
A pri tom ich je plná riť a nás ešte len bude
A pri tom ich je plná riť a nás ešte len bude
A pri tom ich je plná riť a nás ešte len bude!

A je to, a je to, a je to vôbec pes?
A je to, a je to, a je to vôbec pes?
A je to, a je to, a je to vôbec pes?
A je to, a je to, a jé jé Komisár Rex!

Netrhá nám papuče, netrhá sandále
Nehrabe nám v záhrade, ale inak stále
Nesere nám po dvore, ani pod balkónom
Len nám stále kradne žemle, behá s telefónom

A je to, a je to, a je to vôbec pes?
A je to, a je to, a je to vôbec pes?
A je to, a je to, a je to vôbec pes?
A je to, a je to, a jé jé Kominár Sex!

Inspector Rex

He doesn't tinkle on the furniture or the walls,
He doesn't tinkle on the carpet or sniff at women,
Doesn't crap around the house or leave fur,
He's not tired and he's not stupid,

He is it, he is it, he is it, is he really a dog?
He is it, he is it, he is it, is he really a dog?
He is it, he is it, he is it, is he really a dog?
He is it, he is it, he is it, woo hoo Inspector Rex!

He doesn't crap around the house, he doesn't sit in the kennel,
And there's a bunch of them and there's gonna be more of us,
And there's a bunch of them and there's gonna be more of us,
And there's a bunch of them and there's gonna be more of us!

He is it, he is it, he is it, is he really a dog?
He is it, he is it, he is it, is he really a dog?
He is it, he is it, he is it, is he really a dog?
He is it, he is it, he is it, woo hoo Inspector Rex!

He doesn't tear our slippers, he doesn't tear sandals,
He doesn't dig in the garden, but otherwise he's still
He doesn't crap around the house or under the balcony,
He just keeps stealing our buns, running with the phone,

He is it, he is it, he is it, is he really a dog?
He is it, he is it, he is it, is he really a dog?
He is it, he is it, he is it, is he really a dog?
He is it, he is it, he is it, woo hoo Chimney Sweeping Sex!