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Kybel Gitu

Rodičia mi vravievali: "Pamätaj si jedno!"
A tak som ich poslúchol a tak mám v hlave biedno.

Moja hlava deravá jak zo Švajčiarska syry
Načo mi je IQ manželského páru Currie

Načo nám je rozum, hlavne, že sme zlaté deti
A že všetkým ľuďom vyjdeme v ústrety

Spýtal som sa svojho fotra, koho je to vina,
Že je moja hlava dutá ako joklovina

Foter na to: "Kamarát môj, ja sa držím kréda:
Keď sa ti syn nepodarí, zvaľ to na suseda."

Zvaľ to na suseda!

Ja sa zasa držím hesla:"Sprostí majú šťastie!"
A tak budem rád, keď mi ten mozog nenarastie

Mám rád hlúposť asi ako fekalista sranie
Mám rád filmy, ktoré chápu všetci, iba ja nie

Mám rád, keď mi vravia:"Chlapče, ty si ale prípad!"
Pre tých, čo to nepochopili, uvediem príklad

Minule sme na záhrade polievali plantu
Švagor chlastal pivo a ja kvôli liekom Fantu

Ani nie tak kvôli liekom ako kvôli starej
Takže keď ich doužívam, abstinujem ďalej

Abstinujem ďalej!

Psychiatrické oddelenie, Dr. Štefánik...
Samozrejme pán Hrivňák, hocikedy, hocikedy...

Sprostý som jak kýbel gitu,
Ešte aj ten kýbel gitu - má maturitu
(4x)

Dental Tub

My parents used to tell me: "Remember this one thing!"
And so I listened to them and that's why my mind is poor.

My head is as holey as Swiss cheese
What do I need an IQ for that of the married couple Currie

What do we need intelligence for, the main thing is that we are golden children
And that we will meet all people's demands

I asked my father whose fault it was,
That my head is empty as a jester's bonnet

My father said: "My friend, I stick to the creed:
If your son is a failure, blame it on your neighbor."

Blame it on the neighbor!

I, in turn, stick to the slogan:"Fools are lucky!"
And so I will be glad when my brain doesn't grow

I love stupidity like a fecalist loves shitting
I love films that everyone understands, except me

I love when people tell me:"Boy, you're such a case!"
For those who didn't get it, I'll give you an example

The other day we were watering the plants in the garden
My brother-in-law was drinking beer and I was drinking Fanta because of the medication

Not so much because of the medication as because of the old woman
So when I finish using them, I'll continue abstaining

I'll continue abstaining!

Psychiatric ward, Dr. Štefánik...
Of course Mr. Hrivňák, anytime, anytime...

I'm stupid as a tub of dental putty,
Even that tub of dental putty - has a high school diploma
(4x)