Текст и перевод песни Horkýže slíže - L.A.G. Song

L.A.G. Song

Poď sem, nech sa stebou zblížim
Poď sem, ja ti neublížim
Poď sem, ja ťa nezbijem
I'm sorry, I'm Lesbian

Poď sem, som tvoj dvorný básnik
Mám energie za dvanástich
A k tomu lubrikačný gel
I'm sorry, I'm really Gay

Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song

Poď sem pustím Iron Maiden
Poď sem, nalejem ti za jeden
Poď sem, s bárským nepijem
I'm sorry, I'm Lesbian

Poď sem, tu si ku mne hačaj
Keď som ťa pozval na rum a čaj
Stoj! Nechoď nikam! Čo je? Hej!
I'm sorry, I'm really Gay

Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song

Poď sem, spolu máme v pláne
Že ťa okúpem vo fontáne
Tak otvor bránu, lebo ju rozbijem!
I'm sorry baby, I'm Lesbian

Viem, neopakuj mi to stále
Ja som vyrástol na Death Metal-e
Ja takýmto veciam rozumiem
I'm sorry... ale veď ja viem!

Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song

L.A.G. Song

Come on over, let's get close
Come on over, I won't hurt you
Come on over, I won't beat you up
I'm sorry, I'm Lesbian

Come on over, I'm your court poet
I've got the energy of twelve men
And lube gel to boot
I'm sorry, I'm really Gay

Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song

Come on over, I'll put on Iron Maiden
Come on over, I'll pour you a drink
Come on over, I don't drink with jerks
I'm sorry, I'm Lesbian

Come on over, chill with me here
When I invited you for rum and tea
Stop! Don't you go anywhere! What's up? Hey!
I'm sorry, I'm really Gay

Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song

Come on over, we've got plans
To bathe you in the fountain
So open the gate, or I'll break it down!
I'm sorry baby, I'm Lesbian

I know, don't tell me that all the time
I grew up on Death Metal
I understand this stuff
I'm sorry... but I know already!

Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song
Lesbian's and Gay's song