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Logicka Hadanka

Logická hádanka

Uprostred Sahary leží holý chlap, holý chlap
Vôkol žiadne stopy iba plno šiat, plno šiat
Plno šiat a jedna krátka zápalka, zápalka
...Logická hádanka

Je ten chlapík mŕtvy -áno"
Zabili ho? - "nie"
Spáchal samovraždu - "áno"
Zastrelil sa? - "nie"
Smrť nastala pádom? - "áno"
Z vrtulníka - "nie"
Z rogala "nie" z balóna - "áno"
Jasný debil-nieeeeeeeee"

Bol tam ešte niekto - "áno"
Hádali sa? - "nie"
Balón začal klesať - "áno"
Vznikol požiar? - "nie"
Pokazil sa horák? - "nie to nie je podstatné"
Vyhádzali šaty - "áááno"
Aj zápalky - "nieeeeee"

Všetci zapli mozgy
Na plné obrátky
Rozhodli sa obetovať
Jedného z posádky
Ten kto si vytiahne
Najkratšiu zápalku
S gestom veľkého hrdinu
Zamáva na diaľku
Vieš ty, vôbec, kto sú to tí inteligenti?
Neviem, aj keď zabiješ ma, tak nepoviem ti.

Logic Puzzle

Logic puzzle

In the middle of the Sahara desert lies a naked man, naked man
No footprints around just loads of clothes, loads of clothes
Loads of clothes and one short match, match
...Logic puzzle

Is the man dead - "yes"
Was he killed? - "no"
Did he commit suicide - "yes"
Did he shoot himself? - "no"
Was it death by a fall? - "yes"
From a helicopter - "no"
Hang glider, no, from a balloon - "yes"
An idiot - "noooooo"

Was there someone else? - "yes"
Were they arguing? - "no"
Did the balloon start descending? - "yes"
Was there a fire? - "no"
Did the burner fail? - "no, that is not important"
Did they throw out the clothes? - "yesssss"
The matches too? - "noooooo"

Everybody's brain started
Working at full speed
They decided to sacrifice
One of the crew
Whoever drew the
Shortest match
Would wave it from a distance
With the bravery of a hero
Do you know who these smart people are?
I don't know and even if you kill me, I won't tell you.