Текст и перевод песни Horkýže slíže - Mily Synu

Mily Synu

Čo sa na mňa pozeráte ako v Moskve rusi,
Keď uvidia pred hotelom švédske mikrobusy.
Nehovorte, že si nepoznáte svojho syna,
Toto je môj nový image. Nie, otec, nebi ma!
Dal som za to tristo korún, dokonalá práca
A už mi to dobrú polhodinu nekrváca.
Radšej ako svoje deti budete mať vnukov,
Akoby ste nás robili v spermobanke rukou.

Ref.:
Milý synu, chceš, či nechceš,
Dva-krát meraj a raz nehreš.
Milý synu, hneď a zaraz,
Dva-krát Verím, tri-krát Zdravas!

Ako malý ukradol si jedno kindervajce,
S kamarátom za barákom pálili ste mravce,
Napľuval si sestre do polievky, do hovädzej
A svojho brata presvedčoval: "Ticho, nepovedz jej!"
Mal si 14 a nechcelo sa ti do ničoho,
Fetoval si Diavu a bol si blbý z toho,
Ako Mulder-Scullyová zo zrazenej mačky,
čo sa v noci prevtelila do plyšovej hračky.

Dear Son

Why are you looking at me like Russians in Moscow,
When they see Swedish microbuses in front of a hotel.
Don't tell me you don't recognize your son,
This is my new image. No, father, I'm not crazy!
I paid three hundred crowns for it, perfect work
And it hasn't bled for a good half an hour.
It's better to have grandchildren than your own children,
As if you were making us in a sperm bank by hand.

Chorus:
Dear son, whether you like it or not,
Measure twice and sin once.
Dear son, right now,
Two times "I believe", three times "Hail Mary"!

As a child, you stole a Kinder egg,
With your friend behind the shed, you burned ants,
You spat in your sister's soup, the beef one
And convinced your brother: "Be quiet, don't tell her!"
You were 14 and didn't want to do anything,
You were taking Diava and you were stupid because of it,
Like Mulder-Scully from a run-over cat,
Who turned into a plush toy at night.