Текст и перевод песни Horkýže slíže - Mam v p... na lehatku

Mam v p... na lehatku

Aaaaa.

Žádny problém, žádne stresy, futbal, Ronaldhino, Messi.
Ja tu varím, žehlím, perem, či sa nato nevyserem?
Ty tu kukáš na zápasy, mňa tu môže drbnúť asi,
Kým na teba nenakričím. -Mám pi*i! -Máš pi*i?
Dobre nechaj veľká sranda, kukni naňho na parchanta,
Kukni naňho nervy moje, toto čo je? Toto čo je?
To si nikto nedá rady, to je hanba títo mladí,
Nezodvihnú svoje rite, kto to kedy, kto to videl?

Každý by najradšej ležal, pekne na lehátku, doma na lehátku.
-Ale šak ho nehaj.
Veď na čo by aj behal, keď všetko je v porádku, doma na porádku.
Z neba nám padajú klobásy, pečené klobásy, rovno do papule.
-Ale šak ho nehaj.
A k tomu futbal pozerá si, kľudne pozerá si, ako aj minule, minule.

Robota je furt a všade, treba pomócť na záhrade,
Krumple, mrkva, baklažány, z teba není osoh žádny.
Ty tu kukáš na zápasy, mňa tu môže drbnúť asi,
Kým na teba nenakričím. -Mám pi*i! -Máš pi*i?
Za našich čás veru toto, robím na tvoj hnilý kok*t (-ale no tak),
Kukni naňho nervy moje, toto čo je? Toto čo je?
To si nikto nedá rady, to je hanba títo mladí,
Nezodvihnú svoje rite, kto to kedy, kto to videl?

Každý by najradšej ležal, pekne na lehátku, doma na lehátku.
-Ale šak ho nehaj.
Veď na čo by aj behal, keď všetko je v porádku, doma na porádku.
Z neba nám padajú klobásy, pečené klobásy, rovno do papule.
-Ale šak ho nehaj.
A k tomu futbal pozerá si, kľudne pozerá si, ako aj minule, minule.

Nehaj ho prosím ťa, vidíš, mladý nič neví,
Neví kde je sever a ty si furt na nervy.
Nehuč doňho, ukludni sa, prášek zeber si,
A nehaj ho prosím ťa, nech sa kuká na Chelsea.

Žádny problém, žádne stresy, móžem osrať jeho Chelsea,
Ja tu varím, žehlím, perem, či sa nato nevyserem?
On tu kuká na zápasy, mňa tu môže drbnúť asi,
Iba čo mi nervy ničí. -Mám pi*i! -Máš pi*i?

Každý by najradšej ležal, pekne na lehátku, doma na lehátku.
-Ale šak ho nehaj.
Veď na čo by aj behal, keď všetko je v porádku, doma na porádku.
Z neba nám padajú klobásy, pečené klobásy, rovno do papule.
-Ale šak ho nehaj.
A k tomu futbal pozerá si, kľudne pozerá si, ako aj minule, minule.

Každý by najradšej ležal... pekne na lehátku, doma na lehátku.
-Ale veď ho nehaj
Veď na čo by aj behal, keď všetko je v porádku, doma na porádku.
Každý by najradšej ležal... pekne na lehátku, doma na lehátku.
-Ale veď ho nehaj
Veď na čo by aj behal, keď všetko je v porádku, doma na porádku.
Každý by najradšej ležal... pekne na lehátku, doma na lehátku.
-Ale veď ho nehaj
Veď na čo by aj behal, keď všetko je v porádku, doma na porádku.
Každý by najradšej ležal... pekne na lehátku, doma na lehátku.
-Ale veď ho nehaj
Veď na čo by aj behal, keď všetko je v porádku, doma na porádku.
Každý by najradšej ležal... pekne na lehátku, doma na lehátku.
-Ale veď ho nehaj
Veď na čo by aj behal, keď všetko je v porádku, doma na porádku.

I Don't Give a Damn on the Lounger

Aaaaa.

No problems, no stress, just football, Ronaldinho, Messi.
I'm here cooking, ironing, washing, should I just say screw it?
You're watching the games, I could lose my mind here,
Until I yell at you. -I don't give a damn! -You don't give a damn?
Alright, never mind, big joke, look at him, the little brat,
Look at him, my nerves, what is this? What is this?
No one can handle this, it's a shame, these young ones,
They won't lift their asses, who's ever seen such a thing?

Everyone would rather just lie down, nicely on the lounger, at home on the lounger.
-But just leave him alone.
Why would he even bother running around, when everything is in order, at home in order.
Sausages are falling from the sky, grilled sausages, straight into our mouths.
-But just leave him alone.
And on top of that, he's watching football, calmly watching, just like last time, last time.

There's always work to be done, need to help in the garden,
Potatoes, carrots, eggplants, you're no help at all.
You're watching the games, I could lose my mind here,
Until I yell at you. -I don't give a damn! -You don't give a damn?
Back in our day, this is unbelievable, I'm working for your lazy ass (-come on now),
Look at him, my nerves, what is this? What is this?
No one can handle this, it's a shame, these young ones,
They won't lift their asses, who's ever seen such a thing?

Everyone would rather just lie down, nicely on the lounger, at home on the lounger.
-But just leave him alone.
Why would he even bother running around, when everything is in order, at home in order.
Sausages are falling from the sky, grilled sausages, straight into our mouths.
-But just leave him alone.
And on top of that, he's watching football, calmly watching, just like last time, last time.

Leave him alone, please, you see, the young one knows nothing,
He doesn't know where north is, and you're always on edge.
Don't nag him, calm down, take a pill,
And leave him alone, please, let him watch Chelsea.

No problems, no stress, we can forget about his Chelsea,
I'm here cooking, ironing, washing, should I just say screw it?
He's watching the games, I could lose my mind here,
He's just getting on my nerves. -I don't give a damn! -You don't give a damn?

Everyone would rather just lie down, nicely on the lounger, at home on the lounger.
-But just leave him alone.
Why would he even bother running around, when everything is in order, at home in order.
Sausages are falling from the sky, grilled sausages, straight into our mouths.
-But just leave him alone.
And on top of that, he's watching football, calmly watching, just like last time, last time.

Everyone would rather just lie down... nicely on the lounger, at home on the lounger.
-But just leave him alone
Why would he even bother running around, when everything is in order, at home in order.
Everyone would rather just lie down... nicely on the lounger, at home on the lounger.
-But just leave him alone
Why would he even bother running around, when everything is in order, at home in order.
Everyone would rather just lie down... nicely on the lounger, at home on the lounger.
-But just leave him alone
Why would he even bother running around, when everything is in order, at home in order.
Everyone would rather just lie down... nicely on the lounger, at home on the lounger.
-But just leave him alone
Why would he even bother running around, when everything is in order, at home in order.
Everyone would rather just lie down... nicely on the lounger, at home on the lounger.
-But just leave him alone
Why would he even bother running around, when everything is in order, at home in order.