Текст и перевод песни Horkýže slíže - R & B Soul

R & B Soul

Matka aj s dcérkou, stoja pred pizzérkou
Tra la la la la si krútia s kabelkou.
Dcéra má dvadsať a mama raz toľko.
Vyber si Karolko, ktorú a za koľko.
Poradím, rozmeň mamu na dve dvacky,
Potom sa môžeme podeliť bratsky.
Isto sa pýtate, čo to mám s hlasom,
Dávno som nebol happy, ale už zasa som.

Óuóuou R*n*B Soul
Óuóuou R*n*B Soul

Matka aj s dcérkou, to získať ma láka
Jak medaila v stavaní snehuláka,
Lenže my máme len jednu ochranu,
Karolko navrhol losovať o mamu.
Tipol som orla a zase je hlava,
Takže mi zase len mladá ostáva.
Mamulka prosím vás, povedzte dcére,
že nemám gumu a že nech sa nesere.

Óuóuou R*n*B Soul
Komu vyprávaš cigán šale-počkaj ešte ne
Óuóuou R*n*B Soul
Komu vyprávaš cigán šalený čikéz

Ja bol som ešte malý chalan,
šlo to samo sebou
A vtedy do mňa zapičoval chalan od susedov.
Tu vymardo kar dilino, dole si ma zedou!
Takto do mňa zapičoval chalan od susedov.
Potom sme sa ešte stretli po neďelnej omši,
Keby sme sa nepobili nedostal by som vši.
Nazdravie! Dík, je to pravda, niečo na mňa leze,
To mi chalan od susedov podaroval present.
Na škole som mal kapelu a to sme boli sopláci,
Kazetu mi zobral triedny a poslal ma Česť práci.
Vraveli mi ty si kokot, bude prúser na betón.
Našťastie tá jeho Tesla žula pásky Emgetón.
Zostarli sme ako maľby svetoznámych umelcov,
Ako obraz Baču Ondra stojaceho za ovcou.
Realizmus, perokresba, Bača ovcu kúruje.
Sereme sa do umenia, nik nám nekonkúruje.

Óuouou R n′B Soul
Komu vyprávaš cigán šalený čikéz

Óuouou R n'B Soul
Komu vyprávaš cigán šalený čikéz

Óuouou R n′B Soul
Komu vyprávaš cigán šalený čikéz
A ty drž píču
Čo? Ja?
Sorry, ja tu len hosťujem
Možeš

R & B Soul

My mother and my daughter are standing in front of the pizzeria
Tra la la la la, we'll twist with our bag.
My daughter is twenty and my mother twice as old.
Choose, my dear, which one and for how much.
I advise you to exchange your mom for two twenties
Then we can share it like brothers.
I'm sure you're wondering what's wrong with my voice,
I haven't been happy in a long time, but now I am again.

Ooooou R*n*B Soul
Ooooou R*n*B Soul

My mother and my daughter, I'm tempted to get them both
Like a medal for building a snowman,
But we only have one condom,
Karolko suggested drawing lots for the mom.
I guessed heads and it's heads again,
So again only the young one is left for me.
Mom, please tell your daughter
That I don't have a condom and that she should stop messing around.

Ooooou R*n*B Soul
Who are you telling that to, gypsy fool, wait, not yet
Ooooou R*n*B Soul
Who are you telling that to, gypsy fool, chick?

I was still a little boy
It all came naturally
And then a boy from the neighbors cursed at me.
You idiot, get down, you'll get hit by the wall!
That's what a boy from the neighbors cursed me with.
Then we met again after Sunday mass
If we hadn't fought I wouldn't have gotten lice.
Cheers! Thanks, it's true, something's crawling on me
The boy from the neighbours gave me this present.
I was in a band at school and we were brats
The homeroom teacher took my cassette and sent me to work.
They said you're an idiot, there's going to be trouble for sure.
Luckily his Tesla ate Emgeton tapes.
We've aged like paintings by world-famous artists
Like a picture of Bača Ondra standing behind a sheep.
Realism, pen drawing, Bača cures the sheep.
We don't give a shit about art, no one can compete with us.

Ooooou R n′B Soul
Who are you telling that to, gypsy fool?

Ooooou R n'B Soul
Who are you telling that to, gypsy fool?

Ooooou R n′B Soul
Who are you telling that to, gypsy fool?
And you hold the dick
What? Me?
Sorry, I'm just a guest here
You can