Текст и перевод песни Horkýže slíže - Rnb soul

Rnb soul

Matka aj s dcérkou stoja pred pizzérkou
Tralalalala si krútia s kabelkou.
Dcéra má dvadsať a mama raz toľko,
Vyber si Karolko, ktorú a za koľko.

Poradím, rozmeň mamu na dve dvacky,
Potom sa môžeme podeliť braťsky.
Isto sa pýtate, čo to mám s hlasom,
Dávno som nebol happy, ale už zasa som.

Óuóuou R n'B Soul
Óuóuou R n'B Soul

Matka aj s dcérkou, to získať ma láka,
Jak medaila v stavaní snehuláka,
Lenže my máme len jednu ochranu,
Karolko navrhol losovať o mamu.

Tipol som orla a zase je hlava,
Takže mi zase len mladá ostáva.
Mamulka, prosím vás, povedzte dcére,
Že nemám gumu a že nech sa nesere.

Óuóuou R n'B Soul
Komu vyprávaš cigán šave... počkaj, ešte nie...
Óuóuou R n'B Soul
Komu vyprávaš cigán šave mičigéns

Ja bol som ešte malý chalan, šlo to samo sebou
A vtedy do mňa zapičoval chalan od susedov.
Tu vymardo kar dilino, dole si ma zedou!
Takto do mňa zapičoval chalan od susedov.

Potom sme sa ešte stretli po neďelnej omši,
Keby sme sa nepobili nedostal by som vši.
Nazdravie! Dík, je to pravda, niečo na mňa leze,
To mi chalan od susedov podaroval present.

Na škole som mal kapelu a to sme boli sopláci,
Kazetu mi zobral triedny a poslal ma Česť práci.
Vraveli mi ty si kokot, bude prúser na betón.
Našťastie tá jeho Tesla žula pásky Emgetón.

My zostarli sme ako maľby svetoznámych umelcov,
Ako obraz Baču Ondra stojaceho za ovcou.
Realizmus, perokresba, Bača ovcu kúruje.
Sereme sa do umenia, nik nám nekonkúruje.

Óuóuou R n'B Soul
Komu vyprávaš cigán šauve mičigéns
Óuóuou R n'B Soul
Komu vyprávaš cigán šauve mičigéns

Óuóuou...
A ty drž piču.
Čo? Ja?
Sorry, ja tu len hostujem, môžeš
...R n'B Soul

Óuóuou R n'B Soul
Óuóuou R n'B Soul
Óuóuou R n'B Soul
Komu vyprávaš cigán šauve mičigéns
Óuóuou R n'B Soul
Óuóuou R n'B Soul

Rnb soul

Mom and daughter stand in front of a pizzeria
La la la twist their purse.
The daughter is twenty and mom is twice as old,
Choose Karolko, which one and for how much.

Let me give you some advice, exchange mom for two twenties
Then we can share it like brothers.
I am sure you are wondering what's wrong with my voice,
I was not happy for a long time, but now I am again.

Oooo R n'B Soul
Oooo R n'B Soul

Mother and daughter, I want to win your affection,
Like a medal in a snowman building competition,
But we only have one condom,
Karolko suggested we draw lots for mom.

I guessed heads and it's heads again
So I only have the young one again.
Mom, please tell your daughter,
That I don't have a condom and that she should get lost.

Oooo R n'B Soul
Who are you telling, you Gypsy scamp... wait, not yet...
Oooo R n'B Soul
Who are you telling, gypsy shaves me

I was still a young boy, it came naturally
And then that boy from next door cursed at me.
You crazy stupid boy, I'll punch you in the face!
That's what the boy next door cursed at me.

Then we met again after Sunday mass,
If we hadn't fought I wouldn't have gotten lice.
Cheers! Thanks, it's true, something's crawling on me,
That boy from next door gave me this gift.

I had a band at school and we were so young,
My teacher took my tape and sent me to do community service.
They told me you're an idiot, there's going to be some serious trouble,
Luckily his Tesla ate Emgeton tapes.

We've aged like famous paintings,
Like a picture of Bača Ondra standing next to a sheep.
Realism, pen and ink drawing, Bača is treating the sheep,
We shit on art, no one can compete with us.

Oooo R n'B Soul
Who are you telling, Gypsy shaves me
Oooo R n'B Soul
Who are you telling, Gypsy shaves me

Oooo...
And you shut up.
What? Me?
Sorry, I'm just a guest here, can you...
...R n'B Soul

Oooo R n'B Soul
Oooo R n'B Soul
Oooo R n'B Soul
Who are you telling, Gypsy shaves me
Oooo R n'B Soul
Oooo R n'B Soul