Текст и перевод песни Horkýže slíže - Vojtech

Vojtech

Dealer vonných sviečok zistil nefunguje klíma.
Od rána sa všetko takto jááj porazí ma!
Z jeho malej dodávky sa vyvalilo dverma,
Na prelome letných dní tak 300 litrov sperma.

Deti robia deti a z nás staré mamy, dedkov.
Potom potomok potomka má potom mladých predkov.
Za trištvrte roka príde na svet malé decko
A týmto sa vlastne poje ee povedalo šecko, let's go.

Je to naša radosť, ale len tak pre útechu,
Nestavajte heliport, keď máte šikmú strechu.
Nadrozmerný náklad práve vošiel do tunela
A celá pôrodná sála s údivom čumela.

Bez rodiny bez hostiny svadba o dvoch svedkov,
Detí robia deti a z nás staré mamy, dedkov.
Ale hlavne preto, lebo oni sťu mať šecko,
žiadna hanba, bude svadba, maminka oteckoooooo.

Daaaaaajme mu meno Vojtech
Daaaaaajme mu meno Vojtech Vojtech
Daaaaaajme mu meno Vojtech
Halelujah family

Daaaaaajme mu meno Vojtech
Daaaaaajme mu meno Vojtech Vojtech
Daaaaaajme mu meno Vojtech
Halelujah family

Začína teraz, nám nová éra.
Žiadna aféra, to bývalo včera.
Žiadna aféra, to bolo včera.
Začína teraz, nám nová éra.

Začína teraz, nám nová éra.
Žiadna aféra, to bývalo včera.
Žiadna aféra, to bolo včera.
Začína teraz, nám nová éra.

Ten kto verí, slepo verí životným expertom,
Nepreskočí reklamu tým známym skip advertom.
Rozvedených, rozídených nedozerné prúdy,
Klobúk dole tomu, koho minú blbé súdy.

Blbé súdy, strata času, príliš drahý právnik,
Ovca kerá ti zožerie aj umelý trávnik.
Nie si prvý, posledný, koho pustili k vode,
Musíš dúfať bratu, snáď to znovu začať pôjde.

Snáááď to znovu začať pôjde
Snáááď to znovu začať pôjde v pohode
Snáááď to znovu začať pôjde
Halelujah family

Snáááď to znovu začať pôjde
Snáááď to znovu začať pôjde v pohode
Snáááď to znovu začať pôjde
Halelujah family

Začína teraz, nám nová éra.
Žiadna aféra, to bývalo včera.
Žiadna aféra, to bolo včera.
Začína teraz, nám nová éra.

Začína teraz, nám nová éra.
Žiadna aféra, to bývalo včera.
Žiadna aféra, to bolo včera.
Začína teraz, nám nová éra.

Začína teraz, nám nová éra.
Žiadna aféra, to bývalo včera.
Žiadna aféra, to bolo včera.
Začína teraz, nám nová éra.

Začína teraz, nám nová éra.
Žiadna aféra, to bývalo včera.
Žiadna aféra, to bolo včera.
Začína teraz, nám nová éra.

Tých 4000 ľudí máááá 8000 rúk.
A z tých 4000 ľudí máááá každý kopu múch,
Každý kopu múch,
Každý kopu múch,
Každý kopu
Múch.

Vojtech

The scented candle dealer found his AC was bust.
Since morning, everything's gone wrong, oh, it's killing me!
From his small van, it spilled out the doors,
At the peak of summer, 300 liters of sperm, what a chore.

Kids are having kids, turning us into grandparents, old and gray.
Then the offspring's offspring has young ancestors, they say.
In nine months, a little baby will be born,
And with this, everything's been said, let's move on.

It's our joy, but just a small consolation,
Don't build a helipad when you have a slanted roof, frustration.
The oversized cargo just entered the tunnel,
And the whole delivery room stared in wonder, it was a stunner.

Without family, without a feast, a wedding with just two witnesses,
Kids are having kids, turning us into grandparents, old misses.
But mainly because they want to have it all, you see,
No shame, there will be a wedding, mommy and daddy, for me!

Leeeet's name him Vojtech
Leeeet's name him Vojtech Vojtech
Leeeet's name him Vojtech
Hallelujah family

Leeeet's name him Vojtech
Leeeet's name him Vojtech Vojtech
Leeeet's name him Vojtech
Hallelujah family

A new era is beginning for us now.
No more affairs, that was yesterday's vow.
No more affairs, those were yesterday's lies.
A new era is beginning, before our eyes.

A new era is beginning for us now.
No more affairs, that was yesterday's vow.
No more affairs, those were yesterday's lies.
A new era is beginning, before our eyes.

Those who believe blindly in life's experts, you see,
They won't skip the ads with that known "skip ad" key.
Endless streams of divorced and separated souls,
Hats off to those who avoid those nasty court scrolls.

Nasty courts, waste of time, an expensive lawyer's plight,
A sheep that'll eat even your artificial lawn, day and night.
You're not the first, nor the last, to be thrown overboard,
You gotta hope, brother, that you can start anew, restored.

Hooope you can start anew
Hooope you can start anew, in peace and quietude
Hooope you can start anew
Hallelujah family

Hooope you can start anew
Hooope you can start anew, in peace and quietude
Hooope you can start anew
Hallelujah family

A new era is beginning for us now.
No more affairs, that was yesterday's vow.
No more affairs, those were yesterday's lies.
A new era is beginning, before our eyes.

A new era is beginning for us now.
No more affairs, that was yesterday's vow.
No more affairs, those were yesterday's lies.
A new era is beginning, before our eyes.

A new era is beginning for us now.
No more affairs, that was yesterday's vow.
No more affairs, those were yesterday's lies.
A new era is beginning, before our eyes.

A new era is beginning for us now.
No more affairs, that was yesterday's vow.
No more affairs, those were yesterday's lies.
A new era is beginning, before our eyes.

Those 4000 people have 8000 hands.
And of those 4000 people, everyone has a bunch of flies,
Everyone has a bunch of flies,
Everyone has a bunch of flies,
Everyone has a bunch of
Flies.