Текст и перевод песни Horkýže slíže - Zaciatok Koncertu

Zaciatok Koncertu

Spredu aj odzadu súložíme vedno,
Spredu aj odzadu prečítame jedno.
Pekná pani dala Aladina pani Anke P.
A Ohjó Margita má tigra mójho.
Edúrtreg Ladislav sval si dal Gertrúde.
Toto vás asi dlho ľudia baviť nebude
Čo je tu, čo je tu, čo je tu?
Začiatok konca, konca, koncertuu!

Koncert jubilejnej Alžbety druhej
A z riti holubej to na nás padá z vrchu,
Lebo aj on chce sa dívať na Beyonce
A vo vysokom C si spievať vrkú, vrkú.
Misionárska 5 a Škultétyho 4.
Žena leží na chrbte a muž sa na nej hmýri.
Čo je to, keď má to žena a je to veľmi dlhé?
Výpis katastra Alžbety druhej.

Víš, tak ti povím, že
Tak ako minule, hmm,
Tak nevím no, tak
Rozumím, no ale víš.

Víš, tak ti povím, že
Tak ako minule, hmm,
Tak nevím no, tak
Rozumím, no ale víš.

Aj tá pestovaná brada zasa iba fake.
Aj tie ortézy a sádra zasa iba fake.
Aj to pekné tetovanie zasa iba fake.
Aj to auto za nami je zasa iba fake.
Záhadné štyri prsty káčera Donalda,
Aby sa vyjadril, tak furt jeden postráda.
Keby že ho vymyslí Agátha Christie,
Dávno je po ňom, buďte si istí.

Víš, tak ti povím, že,
Tak ako minule, hmm,
Tak nevím no, tak
Rozumím, no ale víš.

Víš, tak ti povím, že,
Tak ako minule, hmm,
Tak nevím no, tak
Rozumím, no ale víš.

Víš, tak ti povím, že,
Tak ako minule, hmm,
Tak nevím no, tak
Rozumím, no ale víš.

Víš, tak ti povím, že,
Tak ako minule, hmm,
Tak nevím no, tak
Rozumím, no ale víš.

Spredu aj odzadu súložíme vedno,
Spredu aj odzadu prečítame jedno.
Videl David v divadle div. Kaja grgá jak.
Kata grgá tak. Agáta má sama tága.
Kurací burger sa v Zágrebe nepýta,
Za to však kohúta si vychutnám dosýta.
Heej! Čo je tu?
Začiatok konca, konca koncertu.

Concert's Beginning

We f*** back and front in every way,
We read back and front just the same way.
A pretty lady gave Aladdin to Mrs Anka P.
And Ohjó Margita has my tiger.
Edúrtreg Ladislav gave sugar to Gertruda.
This won't keep you entertained for long, I see
What is it, what is it, what is it?
The beginning of the end, end, of the concert!

Concert of Alžbeta Druhá of Jubilee
And from the dove's ass it falls on us from above,
'Cause it too wants to watch Beyonce
And in high C to warble oooo, oooo.
Misionárska 5 and Škultétyho 4.
A woman lies on her back and a man squirms on top of her.
What is it if a woman has it and it's very long?
An extract from the cadastre of Alžbeta Druhá.

You know, I'll tell you,
Like last time, hmm,
I don't know, but
I understand, but you know.

You know, I'll tell you,
Like last time, hmm,
I don't know, but
I understand, but you know.

Even that cultivated beard is fake.
Even those braces and plaster are fake.
Even that nice tattoo is fake.
Even that car behind us is fake.
Donald Duck's mysterious four fingers,
To express himself, he's always missing one.
If Agatha Christie invented him,
He'd be over long ago, you can be sure.

You know, I'll tell you,
Like last time, hmm,
I don't know, but
I understand, but you know.

You know, I'll tell you,
Like last time, hmm,
I don't know, but
I understand, but you know.

You know, I'll tell you,
Like last time, hmm,
I don't know, but
I understand, but you know.

You know, I'll tell you,
Like last time, hmm,
I don't know, but
I understand, but you know.

We f*** back and front in every way,
We read back and front just the same way.
David saw gooseberry in the theater. Gooseberry burps like.
Kata burps so. Agáta has tags herself.
Chicken burger in Zagreb doesn't ask,
But I'll enjoy the cock to the full for that.
Hey! What is it?
The beginning of the end, end of the concert.