Текст и перевод песни Horkýže slíže - Žúrka

Žúrka

Bronko mal na byte žúr, každý tam vyzeral
Tóno vzal na pitie karton wasser mineral
Perlivú Matonni, Atika gin tonic.
Ferera víno Modrý Portugal
Lujza, čo na baby tajne prešla z hetera
Kúpila bagety fajn, Irena Bechera
S Ulitou fajčili Petry a Dalili
Iveta na balkóne úbohého scratchera.
Tóno pri muzike tristoročnej skupiny
Z gauča pozametal Atikine lupiny
Vargové klavesy, po čáre dáme si
A lupiny prásk do nosnej dutiny.
Bronko aj s Ulitou drinkovali maratón,
Tá potom hodila šabľu ako Balatón.
Bronko musel potom to za ňu préjsť mopom
A Oskar Róža musel préjsť na Vodafone.

Bolí ma hlava jak koňa
Včera som prišiel domov dnes
Podľa Murphyho zákona
Paragraf 3 odstavec 6
Vyzujte ma, nechajte ma,
Pokus o,, Návrat Krakena,,
Dnes so mnou aj tak nepohneš

Zhúlenej Ferere divne prišlo od hladu.
Blúdila po byte, v špajzi našla roládu
Tónovi takisto, šlapalo načisto,
Raboval cháles všetok do radu.
Žúr ako hovado dobrý pocit zanechal.
Trojizbák vyzeral jak po vojne Senegal.
Ožratý dobytok, čo chlastá po bytoch.
Toto by som si ja doma kur*a robiť nenechal.
Vojto čo vygrcal, utrel vrchom pyžama,
Chrumky zadupané do drahého Peržana.
Jeden ja ejho mať, zas môžem tepovať!
Počujem buchať dole nasratého Križana.
Môžme to zabaliť, už to bonzol Mestským.
Vstávaj ty debil, on:,, Čo robíš, ja nespím!"
Tóno je mŕtvola, ťahám ho od stola,
Zmohol sa len na,, Kam ma ťaháš, čo si besný?!"

Bolí ma hlava jak koňa
Včera som prišiel domov dnes
Podľa Murphyho zákona
Paragraf 3 odstavec 6
Vyzujte ma, nechajte ma,
Pokus o,, Návrat Krakena,,
Dnes so mnou aj tak nepohneš.

Party

Bronko had a party at his place, everyone looked
Tony brought a carton of mineral water to drink
Sparkling Matonni, Atika gin and tonic.
Ferera wine, Blue Portugal
Luisa, who secretly switched from hooker to chick on the guys
Bought some tasty baguettes, Irena brought Becherovka
Ulita smoked some J's with Petra and Dalili
Iveta scratched records on the balcony like a poor man's DJ.
Tony was grooving to some old-school band's music
While sweeping up Atika's dandruff from the couch
Varga's playing the keyboard, let's do some coke
And snort some dandruff into our nasal passages.
Bronko and Ulita got wasted, drinking like it was a marathon
And then she puked like a fountain in Balaton.
Bronko had to clean it up with a mop like a chump
While Oscar had to switch to Vodafone, what a dump.

My head hurts like a horse's
I came home yesterday
According to Murphy's Law
Paragraph 3, Section 6
Take off my shoes, leave me alone
Trying to do the "Return of the Kraken"
You can't move me today.

Drunk Ferera got hungry and felt strange
She wandered around the apartment and found a roulade in the pantry
Tony was also hammered, eating everything in sight
Devouring Challah bread like a maniac.
The party was lit, leaving a great feeling
The three-room apartment looked like a war zone in Senegal.
A bunch of drunkards, getting wasted in someone's home,
I'd never let that happen in my own home.
Vojto puked, and wiped it up with the top of his pajamas
Chips were ground into the expensive Persian rug, what a bummer.
One day I'll get my revenge on his mother, I'm so pissed!
I can hear some asshole pounding on the door downstairs, it's Križan.
We gotta bounce, he's gonna rat us out to the cops.
Get up, you idiot, he said, "What are you doing, I'm not asleep!"
Tony's a zombie, I'm dragging him away from the table
He mumbled, "Where are you taking me, are you mad?!"

My head hurts like a horse's
I came home yesterday
According to Murphy's Law
Paragraph 3, Section 6
Take off my shoes, leave me alone
Trying to do the "Return of the Kraken"
You can't move me today.