Текст и перевод песни Hubert von Goisern - Landlertanz

Landlertanz

Da peppi mocht si aufn wegund foahrt nach san franciscowo er einen vortrag hält in einer psychodelic-discoeverybody's talking 'bout the big motherfuckersag amoi is des worklich warso kann des da nit weitergeh'nmit dera inzucht des is klaran rap den kennt a jeder deppspricht er zum plattenreiterjetzt singan ma an landlerdaß d'wos gspüast in deine eier landlerisch tanzn kann net a niada i kanns selber nit guat aber meine brüader er checkt si durch afrikazu einem dschungelstammdort fragt er dann ganz ungeniertden ersten schwarzen mannheast wo toats ihr euch denn treffenheast wo toats ihr euch versammelndu woast scho was i moanso mit tanzen und mit trommelnmochts a serl actiondrauf spricht der stolze krieger: die zeiten san vorbeidu kommst zu spät mit deinem flieger t gestern dag' wesen, heit a scho wiederwonnst alle tag kommst, wiast ma a scho zwiederder pfarrer der schreit weils'n gar a so gfreitund der messner der singt eams rotz owarinnt!
Er dinkt si wer net willden kann ma a net zwingavielleicht find ma in japan wenzum paschen und zum singaaber wias der teufl hobn wüllsinga tatn's zwar recht husigaber leider halt nur allweilirgendwas aus sound-of -umsic landlerisch tanzn kann net a niadai kanns selber nit guat aber meine brüader goisern des liegt im tal des sog i allemoisan fesche menscha drein do mecht i sei auf und auf nach da traun flingitzen d'stoanund koa oanziga gassl'bua mog ma was toa landlerisch, pinzgerisch, halsn balds finster iswanns na bald finster wa, daß uns neamt sah boid mia beinand sitzn muaß kracha muaß blitzenmuaß a z'samhalten sein, sost geht d'lustbarkeit ein

Landlertanz

That Peppi wants to go on a journey and travel to San Francisco,where he'll give a lecture in a psychedelic disco.Everybody's talking about the big motherfuckers.Tell me, is it really true? This can no longer continue,with this inbreeding, it's obvious.With such rap, even an idiot would understand it.He says to the DJ:"Let's sing a Landler,so you can feel it in your balls.Dancing the Landler is not for everyone.I myself am not very good at it, but my brothers...He checks himself out in Africa,with a jungle tribe.There he asks, completely unabashed,the first black man he meets:"Man, where do you guys meet?Where do you guys gather?You know what I mean by dancing and drumming?Make a little move!"Then the proud warrior says:"These times are over.You're too late with your plane.Yesterday it was a thing, but today it's gone.If you came every day, you'd already be annoyed.The priest shouts because he's so happy,and the acolyte sings his guts out!"
He thinks that if someone doesn't want to,you can't force them.Perhaps we can find someone in Japanfor Easter and carols.But as the devil would have it,they'd sing pretty badly,but unfortunately alwayssomething from "Sound of Music."Dancing the Landler is not for everyone.I myself am not very good at it, but my brothers...Goisern, it's located in the valley, I always say,with beautiful people all around.I'd like to be there, at the Traun River,throw stones,and not a single street urchin would bother me.Landler, Pinzgauer, neck.It's almost dark.When it's almost dark, so that no one can see us,we have to sit together,there has to be a clatter, there has to be lightning,there has to be a gathering, otherwise the fun will end.