Текст и перевод песни IOSYS - チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室

チルノのパーフェクトさんすう教室

The Perfect classroom of Chirno

（みんなーチルノの算数教室、始まるよ）

(Everyone - Chirno's math class, it's starting.)

（あたいみたいな天才目指して、頑張っていってね）

(Aim for a genius like me, do your best)

キラキラダイヤモンド輝く星のように

sparkling diamonds, like a shining star.

栄光志望校なんとかして入ろう

let's get into the glory school somehow.

天才秀才トップ目指して Go, go

Go, go Aim for the top genius genius

ばーかばーかばーかばーかばーかばーか

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

（ちょっ、ちがっ、ばかじゃないもん）

(Hey, no, I'm not a fool.)

ばーかばーかばーかばーかばーかばーか

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

（ばかって言うほうがばかなのよ）

(I'd rather be stupid than say stupid.)

ばーかばーかばーかばーかばーかばーか

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

（なにようるさいわね、このバカ！）

(What a noise, you idiot!）

ばーかばーかばーかばーか

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

紅魔館からバスが出て初めに三人乗りました

after the bus came out from the benimakan, we got on three people at the beginning.

白玉楼で一人降りて半人だけ乗りました

I got off alone at the white ball tower, and only half of the people got on.

八雲さん家で二人降りて結局乗客合計何人だ？

yakumosan, how many passengers are there after all?

答えは答えは０人０人なぜならなぜならそれは

the answer is the answer is 0 people 0 people because it is

幻想郷にバス無い

there's no bus in gensokyo.

ヤマオチ意味などないわキャラクター立てばいいのよ

yamaochi doesn't mean anything. you just have to set up a character.

元気があればなんでも

if you're healthy, anything.

１, ２, ９！

くるくる時計の針ぐるぐる頭回る

Round and round the clock hands round and round head round and round head round and round head round and round head round and round head round and round head round

だってつぶら目玉二つしかないのに

because i only have two eyeballs.

三本の針なんてちんぷんかん

the three needles are gibberish.

次々問題出るまだまだ授業続く

there are problems one after another, and the class continues.

凍る部屋の中

Inside the freezing room

ひんやりした温度も時間も気にせず

i don't care about the cool temperature or the time

ゆっくりしていってね！

take it easy!

ばーかばーかばーかばーかばーかばーか

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

（だから、バカじゃないって言ってるでしょ）

(So you're saying you're not stupid.)

ばーかばーかばーかばーかばーかばーか

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

（いい加減にしないと冷凍するわよ）

(If you don't do it, I'll freeze it.)

ばーかばーかばーかばーかばーかばーか

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

（そして粉々になって死ねばいいのよ）

(And then you can die in pieces.)

ばーかばーかばーかばーか

hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

霊夢とこの百万円のつぼを誰かが割っちゃった

someone broke reimu and this million yen pot.

永遠亭のえーりんが弁償しに来ましたよ

erin from the eternal pavilion came to pay for it.

知らんぷりのイタズラてゐ結局賠償金額いくら？

what is the amount of compensation after all?

答えは答えは０円０円なぜならなぜならそれは

the answer is the answer is 0 yen 0 yen because it is

そんなつぼあるわけない

there's no way there's a pot like that.

常識超えたところに世界の真理がある

There is the truth of the world beyond common sense

秘密の数字目指して

Secret Numbers Aim

１, ２, ９！

ヘラヘラにやけながらゲラゲラ笑いながら

i'm laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing

うっざー因幡うさぎ

annoying Inaba rabbit

可愛げもないのに新参の厨なんてほいほいほい

it's not cute, but it's a new kitchen.

再生百万回もれなく愚民なんて

a million times, a fool.

どういうことなのよどちらかって言うならサーバー管理も

what do you mean, if you say either, server management

お疲れさんってとこね

good work.

（わかった！

(I understand!

アタイがあまりにも天才だから

because atai is such a genius.

嫉妬してるんでしょ？）

you're jealous, right?）

（ほんと、しょうがないわねぇ

(Really, I can't help it

せっかくだからアタイの天才の秘訣を

the secret of atai's genius

ちょっとだけ教えてあげてもいいわよ）

I can tell you a little)

あらゆるあらゆるあらゆるあらゆるあらゆる英知を

all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all, all

集めて集めて集めて集めて束ねても

collect it, collect it, collect it, collect it, bundle it

あたいのあたいのあたいのあたいのあたいの丈夫な

I want to be strong, I want to be strong, I want to be strong, I want to be strong, I want to be strong, I want to be strong, I want to be strong, I want to be strong

頭に頭に頭に頭にかなわない

head to head, head to head, head to head, head to head, head to head, head to head, head to head.

朝飯朝飯朝飯朝飯朝飯食べたら

赤子の赤子の赤子の赤子の手をひねる

あたいはあたいはあたいはあたいはあたいは完璧

You are perfect, you are perfect, you are perfect, you are perfect, you are perfect, you are perfect, you are perfect, you are perfect, you are perfect, you are perfect, you are perfect.

いわゆるいわゆるいわゆるいわゆるパーフェクト

So-called, so-called, so-called, so-called, so-called, so-called, so-called, so-called, so-called, so-called, so-called, so-called

ひゃくおくちょうまんバッチリ！

i'm so excited to be back!!!!!!!!!!!

ヤマオチ意味などないわキャラクター立てばいいのよ

yamaochi doesn't mean anything. you just have to set up a character.

元気があればなんでも

if you're healthy, anything.

１, ２, ９！

くるくる時計の針ぐるぐる頭回る

Round and round the clock hands round and round head round and round head round and round head round and round head round and round head round and round head round

だってつぶら目玉二つしかないのに

because i only have two eyeballs.

三本の針なんてちんぷんかん

the three needles are gibberish.

次々問題出るまだまだ授業続く

there are problems one after another, and the class continues.

凍る部屋の中

Inside the freezing room

ひんやりした温度も時間も気にせず

i don't care about the cool temperature or the time

ゆっくりしていってね！

take it easy!