Текст песни Please Don't Hate Me - Insane Clown Posse

I gotta tell him
I gotta be a man and handle my business
I know he's gonna hate me
I gotta call 'em

What up dawg?
What you been up to?
Oh yeah, well that's cool, check it out
Me and you, we been down for a while right
We been here and there, we been pretty tight
Somethin' happened last night that you might get upset about
But hear me out, I didn't mean nothin by it
I'm gonna make this quick
I gave your momma this dick

I dunno how it happened
I just know my nuts and her itch was slappin'
I was over there mowin' the grass
And I could feel her eyes all up on my ass
And then I went inside to make a phone call
And there she was with her tittie hanging out her bra
One thing just led to another
Next thing you know, I'm butt-fucking your mother

Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me (I'm sorry)
I never said I loved the hoe
Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me (I'm sorry)
You never should have trusted a Juggalo

Don't hang up, I still got more
Your momma gives head like a heroin whore
I wasn't thinking about you as my bud
When she spread my butt cheeks and went for the Milk Dud
We broke out with your grandpa's gin
And got drunk, I fucked her with a bowling pin
She's freaky, her nipples look like peanuts
Your mommas one of my favorite sluts

She likes lickin' from the back of my balls
To the tip of my dick with one big lick
She calls me her big teddy bear (growl)
I chase her around in my underwear
I'll admit I like spanking her butt
I used your sock though to catch my nut
Don't worry, I put it back, I knew I better
That's probably why your toes been stickin' together hahahaha

Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me (I'm sorry)
I never said I loved the hoe
Please don't hate me (please don't hate me)
But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me (I'm sorry)
You never should have trusted a Juggalo (please don't hate me)

Maybe they call you the Termihater (please don't hate me)
If this was a swamp you'd be a allihater (please don't hate me)
You could use a cold glass of haterade (please don't hate me)
Sure come up, take the ellihater (please don't hate me)

Your mom's ass looks like oatmeal yo
It's bumpy and grainy, I like the feel though
And I ain't trying to diss her either
I'm only sayin' that I wish you would trim her beaver some
Every hair is like a foot long
Bitch looks like a werewolf wearing a thong sometimes
It's alright with me though
I don't mind as long as I can locate the P-hole

And your dad so dumb he's knowing nothin'
Here I am stuffin' her muffin
Not to mention the pickle buffin'
And I hope me and you are still cool
I'm spending the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow
And we plan on fuckin again, alright, I'll talk to you later
Peace Eminem (ooooooh)

(D'Zam someone got fucked up nigga)

Please don't hate me
But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me (I'm sorry)
I never said I loved the hoe
Please don't hate me (please don't hate me)
But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me (I'm sorry)
You never should have trusted a Juggalo
Please don't hate me (Hey)
But I been fuckin' your mom loose lately
Please don't hate me (I'm sorry)
I never said I loved the hoe
Please don't hate me (please don't hate me)
But I been fuckin' your mother loose lately
Please don't hate me
You never should have trusted a Juggalo