Текст и перевод песни Itchyworms - Wala Nang Pwedeng Magmahal Sa 'Yo

Wala Nang Pwedeng Magmahal Sa 'Yo

Edna:
Hello... Hello? Hello? Sino 'to?

Napanood kita kanina sa loob ng TV
Sabi mo "Hello" sa akin, ako ay nabighani
Sabi mo ay babalik ka pagkatapos ng commercial
Kay tagal kong naghintay, muntik na akong magpakamatay

Chorus:
Nasa'n ka man pag-ibig ko walang hanggan
Hanggang sa dulo, forever tayo
Nasa'n ka man mag-ingat ka, ako'y nandyan
Wala nang pwedeng magmaghal sa'yo kundi ako

Edna:
Hello? Hello, ano ba? Sino ba 'to?

Nakita kita sa mall kahapon sa loob ng sine
Sana lumabas ka dyan at umupo ka di-ne
Bibigyan sana kita ng popcorn but you made me deadma
Kung ganyan pala ang ugali mo, Edna I'll make you dead na

(Chorus)

Edna:
Hello? Hello? Hello, who's this ba talaga?
You stop it now! Who's calling nga? Hello?

Stalker:
Hi Edna! Kilala mo ba ako?

Ako ang iyong number-one fan
Alam mo ba, nung contestant ka pa lang sa
"Search for the Next half-Filipino half-Foreign Public Presentation"
Sobrang idol na kita noon, kahit wala kang talent
Ayos lang, ang puti mo naman eh
Yan naman ang kailangan para sumikat dito sa Pilipinas, eh.

PERO YANG PUNYETANG --- NA YAN,
HINDI SYA NAKAKATUWA, HA
KINOKONTROL NYA ANG MGA TEXT
VOTERS NA YAN, ---
DI NA NYA MAGAGAWA YUN KAHIT KAILAN PA
ALAM MO BA BAKIT, EDNA?
DAHIL PATAY NA SYA! PINATAY KO SYA! HAHAHA!

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry; 'wag ka matakot
I did not mean to scare you
Oo nga pala, yung VCD na "- -- Scandal"
Alam kong hindi ikaw yun, kamukha mo lang yun
Kasi, di mo naman gagawin yun eh, di ba?
Pero meron ako nun, eh. Pero bigay lang sa akin...

PERO ANG LAKI NG PROBLEMA NG POSEIDON POSADAS NA YAN, HA!
ALAM KONG MAGKA-LOVE TEAM KA'YO PERO, PUTCHA NAMAN!
ANG LASWA-LASWA NG PAG-AKBAY NYA SA'YO SA MALL SHOW!
TANDAAN MO ITO EDNA!
LAHAT NG GINAWA KO, GINAGAWA KO DAPAT AY PARA SA'YO, DAHIL-

(Chorus x2)

Wala Nang Pwedeng Magmahal Sa 'Yo

Edna:
Hello... Hello? Hello? Who's this?

I saw you on TV earlier
You said "Hello" to me, I was mesmerized
You said that you would be back after the commercial
I waited for you for so long, I almost killed myself

Chorus:
Wherever you are, my love is endless
Until the end, forever we are
Wherever you are, be careful, I am there
No one else can love you but me

Edna:
Hello? Hello, what is it? Who is this?

I saw you at the mall yesterday at the cinema
I wish you would come out and sit next to me
I would have given you popcorn but you ignored me
If that's how you are, Edna, I'll make you dead

(Chorus)

Edna:
Hello? Hello? Hello, who is this really?
You stop it now! Who's calling? Hello?

Stalker:
Hi Edna! Do you know me?

I am your number-one fan
You know, when you were just a contestant on
"Search for the Next half-Filipino half-Foreign Public Presentation"
I was already such a huge fan of yours, even though you had no talent
That's okay, you're so beautiful
That's what it takes to become famous here in the Philippines, anyway.

BUT THAT DAMN ---
HE'S NOT FUNNY, MAN
HE CONTROLS THE TEXT
VOTERS, ---
HE WON'T BE ABLE TO DO THAT EVER AGAIN
DO YOU KNOW WHY, EDNA?
BECAUSE HE'S DEAD! I KILLED HIM! HAHAHA!

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry; don't be scared
I did not mean to scare you
Oh, by the way, the VCD "- -- Scandal"
I know that wasn't you, it was just someone who looked like you
Because you would never do that, right?
But I do have it, though. But it was just given to me...

BUT POSEIDON POSADAS IS SUCH A PROBLEM!
I KNOW YOU'RE A LOVE TEAM BUT, DAMN!
IT WAS SO DIRTY THE WAY HE PUT HIS ARM AROUND YOU AT THE MALL SHOW!
REMEMBER THIS EDNA!
EVERYTHING I'VE DONE, I'VE DONE FOR YOU, BECAUSE-

(Chorus x2)