Текст и перевод песни Ivan Mladek feat. Banjo Band Ivana Mladka - Jez

Jez

Na vodu už jezdím jenom s Vendou, s Vendou,
Do kanoe nevlezu už s Bendou, s Bendou,
Jenda Benda nemožný je zadák,
Nemá vlohy a je laj-, laj-, lajdák,
Von ví, že šumí les, že vysouší se mez,
že v dáli hárá pes, že kvete bílý bez
A že mostem cloumá rez, že říčka jde skrz Ves,
Ale nevšimne si, že se blíží jez, jez, jez.
Jel jsem tuhle Ohři s Jendou Bendou, Bendou,
Proč já, Houska, nejel radši s Vendou, Vendou,
Jenda Benda sjel na vodu mělkou,
Spáchal v lodi díru vel-, vel-, velkou,
Já měl náladu zlou, von zničil keňu mou,
Už nikdy, houpy hou, s ní nepopluji mhou,
Tedy šetřím na novou, na laminátovou,
Už ji chci mít v létě na dovolenou, -nou, -nou.
Jel jsem tuhle Ohři s Jendou Bendou, Bendou,
Proč já, Houska, nejel radši s Vendou, Vendou,
Jenda Benda sjel na vodu mělkou,
Spáchal v lodi díru vel-, vel-, velkou,
Já měl náladu zlou, von zničil keňu mou,
Už nikdy, houpy hou, s ní nepopluji mhou,
Tedy šetřím na novou, na laminátovou,
Už ji chci mít v létě na dovolenou, -nou, -nou.

Weir

I only go out on the water with Venda now, with Venda,
I won't get in a canoe with Benda again, with Benda,
Jenda Benda is an impossible stern paddler,
He's not good at it and he's a slob,
He knows that the forest is rustling, that the meadow is drying out,
that a dog is barking in the distance, that the white lilac is in bloom,
And that the bridge is rusted, and that the river flows through the village,
But he doesn't notice that he's approaching a weir, weir, weir.
I was paddling down the Ohře with Jenda Benda,
Why didn't I go with Venda instead?
Jenda Benda went into shallow water,
He put a big hole in the boat,
I was in a bad mood, he ruined my canoe,
I'll never paddle through the mist in it again,
So I'm saving up for a new one, a fiberglass one,
I want to have it for my vacation in the summer.
I was paddling down the Ohře with Jenda Benda,
Why didn't I go with Venda instead?
Jenda Benda went into shallow water,
He put a big hole in the boat,
I was in a bad mood, he ruined my canoe,
I'll never paddle through the mist in it again,
So I'm saving up for a new one, a fiberglass one,
I want to have it for my vacation in the summer.