Текст и перевод песни Ivan Mládek - Jožin Z Bažin

Jožin Z Bažin

Spěchám, proto riskuji, projiždím poes Moravu.
Oadi tam to stra¹idlo, vystupuje z ba¾in,
¾ere hlavni Pra¾aky, jmenuje se Jo¾in.
Jo¾in z ba¾in moealem se pli¾i,
Jo¾in z ba¾in k vesnici se bli¾i,
Jo¾in z ba¾in u¾ si zuby brousi,
Jo¾in z ba¾in kou¹e, saje, rdousi.
Na Jo¾ina z ba¾in, koho by to napadlo,
Plati jen a pouze pra¹kovaci letadlo.
Proji¾dil jsem didinou cestou na Vizovice.
Poivital mi poedseda, oek mi u slivovice:
"®iveho ei mrtveho Jo¾ina kdo poivede,
Tomu ja dam za ¾enu dceru a pul JZD.
Jo¾in z ba¾in moealem se pli¾i,
Jo¾in z ba¾in u¾ si zuby brousi,
Jo¾in z ba¾in kou¹e, saje, rdousi.
Na Jo¾ina z ba¾in, koho by to napadlo,
Plati jen a pouze pra¹kovaci letadlo.
Oikam: "Dej mi poedsedo letadlo a pra¹ek,
Jo¾ina ti poivedu, nevidim v tom haeek.
"Poedseda mi vyhovil, rano jsem se vznesl,
Na Jo¾ina z letadla pra¹ek pikni klesl.
Refren: Jo¾in z ba¾in u¾ je cely bily,
Jo¾in z ba¾in z moealu ven pili,
Jo¾in z ba¾in dostal se na kamen,
Jo¾in z ba¾in tady je s nim amen.
Jo¾ina jsem dohnal, u¾ ho dr¾im, johoho,
Dobre ka¾de love, prodam ja ho do ZOO.

Jožin From Marshes

I rush, therefore I risk, I drive through Poes Moravia.
There I saw that monster, it emerged from the marshes,
It eats mainly Prague residents, its name is Jožin.
Jožin from the marshes quietly creeps,
Jožin from the marshes gets closer to the village,
Jožin from the marshes already sharpens its teeth,
Jožin from the marshes bites, sucks, strangles.
For Jožin from the marshes, who would have thought,
Only a spraying plane works.
I drove through our little town on my way to Vizovice.
The chairman greeted me, he offered me some plum brandy:
"Whoever brings me Jožin alive or dead,
I will give him my daughter as a wife and half of the agricultural cooperative.
Jožin from the marshes quietly creeps,
Jožin from the marshes already sharpens its teeth,
Jožin from the marshes bites, sucks, strangles.
For Jožin from the marshes, who would have thought,
Only a spraying plane works.
I say: "Give me a plane and a buoy, chairman,
I will bring you Jožin, I see no catch in that.
The chairman agreed, in the morning I took off,
From the plane I dropped a buoy on Jožin.
Chorus: Jožin from the marshes is all white now,
Jožin from the marshes swam out of the marsh,
Jožin from the marshes got onto a stone,
Jožin from the marshes, that's it for him.
I caught up with Jožin, I'm holding him now, yohoho,
Every penny is good, I'll sell him to the zoo.