Текст и перевод песни J.Sheon feat. Eve Ai & Morrison 馬仕釗 - 慢走不送

慢走不送

Man我心臟還在跳
活著算撿到
差點就被她剪掉
(What you talking about?)

噢 我是說理智線
你不會理解
她戰鬥力的極限
(What you talking about?)

共享的親密先到這得停停
桌上的紙條 她留下的筆跡
連同著鼻涕跟記憶都清一清
就這麼錯過了也不嫌可惜

聽說我被討厭 因為幫你買過早點
對！還逼我道歉! 若不照做她就燒照片
她簡直代表 非理性的寫照
所以逼得我對她理性尖叫

兩人早已經沒啥好說
這種情緒像是一把火
先這樣 那就慢走不送
就先放你一個人清醒 先停停

兩人早已經沒啥好說
這種情緒像是一把火
先這樣 那就慢走不送
就先放我一個人清醒 先停停

(而且他有時半夜找Morrison找不到，
找到我這裡。
硬要說什麼他在我這裡，我在騙她什麼什麼的。
然後我不理她，她就講一堆奇奇怪怪的理由叫我下樓。
大半夜。）
半夜四點訊息我十遍
說：失業, 在外面,快沒錢
電話狂打我假裝沒聽見
這真的是太瘋癲
我懷疑她大腦都沒營業

你所有用在她身上的眼淚
現在連一滴我都覺得浪費
所以寫這首是特別給她聽的
但不是那種祝福她的情歌 (那種情歌）

為何不接電話 是不是你怕了啊
這妳就沒法懂 她會打電話到讓你會發抖
每次她吵架就有不掛電話那種毅力
這樣最後不是你就是她生病

兩人早已經沒啥好說 (沒什麼，沒什麼）
這種情緒像是一把火（耶耶耶耶耶耶耶耶）
先這樣 那就慢走不送 （送）
就先放我一個人清醒（清醒） 先停停 （停停）

兩人早已經沒啥好說 （早就沒什麼好說）
這種情緒像是一把火 （嗚 耶）
先這樣 那就慢走不送 （送）
就先放你一個人清醒 先停停 （先停停）

她說她愛你但又這麼愛比
比較姐妹的男友
說誰又送誰Tiffany

真的看不起公主病又沒骨氣
講不過就使用眼淚當武器

而且她會武功
屁啦
連男的也打不過
是嗎？
記不記得上次你說她暴打你
招招致命 抓住她的手還嗆你亂動手

OMG好險已經脫手
這樣到底誰敢把她娶走
好奇誰帶種敢收
那會變企鵝打東東 媳婦打公公

兩人早已經沒啥好說 (沒啥好說）
這種情緒像是一把火（這種情緒像是一把火）
先這樣 那就慢走不送 （不送）
就先放她一個人清醒（人清醒）先停停 （先停停）

兩人早已經沒啥好說 (兩人早已經沒啥好說)
這種情緒像是一把火 (像是一把火)
先這樣 那就慢走不送 (慢走不送)
就先放她一個人清醒 先停停 (先停停)

Go Slowly and Don't Send

Man, my heart is still pounding
I'm lucky to be alive
She almost cut me off
(What are you talking about?)

Oh, I mean my rationality
You wouldn't understand
The extent of her fighting power
(What are you talking about?)

The shared intimacy had to stop here
The note on the table, her handwriting
Along with the snot and memories, let's just clear it all out
Even if we missed it, it's not a pity

I heard I was hated because I bought you breakfast
Yes! And forced me to apologize! If I didn't, she would burn the photos
She simply represents the epitome of irrationality
So I had to scream rationally at her

We've had nothing to say to each other for a long time
This emotion is like a fire
Let's just do this, then go slowly and don't send
Let's just leave you alone to sober up, stop for a while

We've had nothing to say to each other for a long time
This emotion is like a fire
Let's just do this, then go slowly and don't send
Let's just leave me alone to sober up, stop for a while

(And sometimes he can't find Morrison in the middle of the night,
He finds me here.
He insists on saying that he is here with me, that I am lying to her about something or other.
Then when I ignore her, she gives me a bunch of strange reasons to come downstairs.
In the middle of the night。）
Midnight, she messaged me ten times
Saying: I've lost my job, I'm outside, I'll run out of money soon
Her phone calls were ringing like crazy and I pretended not to hear
This is really crazy
I doubt that her brain is even functioning right now

All the tears you shed for her
Now I feel it's a waste of even a single drop
So this song is especially for her
But not the kind of love song that blesses her (that kind of love song）

Why don't you pick up the phone, are you scared?
You don't understand, she can make you tremble when she calls
Every time she fights, she has the perseverance never to hang up the phone
It's not you or her that will get sick in the end

We've had nothing to say to each other for a long time (Nothing, nothing）
This emotion is like a fire（Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah）
Let's just do this, then go slowly and don't come back（Go）
Just leave me alone sober（Sober） Stop for a while （Stop）

We've had nothing to say to each other for a long time（We've had nothing to say for a long time）
This emotion is like a fire （Oh yeah）
Let's just do this, then go slowly and don't come back（Go）
Just leave you alone sober, stop for a while （Stop）

She says she loves you but she loves comparing so much
Comparing her sisters' boyfriends
Who sent who Tiffany

Really despise princess disease and no backbone
When they can't talk, they use tears as weapons

And she knows martial arts
Fart
Can't even beat a man
Really?
Remember last time you said she beat you up
Every move fatal, grab her hand and she'll choke you

OMG It's a good thing I got rid of her
Who would dare to marry her like this
I wonder who is brave enough to accept her
That would be the penguin hitting Dongdong, the daughter-in-law hitting the father-in-law

We've had nothing to say to each other for a long time (Nothing to say）
This emotion is like a fire（This emotion is like a fire）
Let's just do this, then go slowly and don't come back（Don't come back）
Let's just leave her alone sober（ Sober）Stop for a while （Stop）

We've had nothing to say to each other for a long time (We've had nothing to say for a long time)
This emotion is like a fire (Like a fire)
Let's just do this, then go slowly and don't come back (Go slowly and don't come back)
Let's just leave her alone sober, stop for a while (Stop)