Текст и перевод песни J.Sheon - 別問很可怕

別問很可怕

每天都想可以快點見到她拉她的手
知道她也是猜是她的未接來電來了好幾通
正當我想著baby 希望她馬上就來
意外發現她的手機沒帶
太意外
總以為她會永遠陪我一步一步慢慢走
總以為無聊當有趣的幽默只有她能懂
我不是她的菜 早該把手鬆開
噢 太意外
唉 為何妳的秘密不刪
唉 現在已經麻痺無感
到底是怎樣 別問很可怕
Oh girl太意外
唉 為何妳的幽默跟浪漫
要跟我以外的人分享
到底是怎樣 別問很可怕
Oh girl

站著看著貓咪睡在我們中間的枕頭
才剛剛上網訂了一年份的飼料哪能走
我坐著呆滯想著'希望一切能重來'
愛情真的變得像是公害
噢 太意外
總以為她會永遠陪我一步一步慢慢走
總以為無聊當有趣的幽默只有她能懂
我不是她的菜 早該把手鬆開
Oh girl

裝忙想找藉口忘記
什麼 愛妳想妳我是全都當屁
煩到腦袋都快要當機
哎唷 真是哎唷呀 哎唷呀

唉 為何妳的秘密不刪
唉 現在已經麻痺無感
到底是怎樣 別問很可怕
Oh girl 太意外
唉 為何妳的幽默跟浪漫
要跟我以外的人分享
到底是怎樣 別問很可怕
Oh girl 太意外

Don't Ask It's Scary

Every day I wish I could see her and hold her hand.
I knew she was guessing her missed call came to her several times.
Just when I was thinking baby, hope she coming over soon,
I was surprised to discover that she didn't have her cell phone.
What a surprise!
I always thought she would always be with me, walking slowly step by step.
I always thought that boring, interesting and funny humor only she could understand.
I'm not her food, I should have let go early.
Oh, what a surprise!
Ah why don't you delete your secrets?
Ah now I'm numb and insensitive.
What exactly is it? Don't ask it's scary.
Oh girl what a surprise!
Ah why is your humor and romance
to be shared with someone other than me?
What exactly is it? Don't ask it's scary.
Oh girl

Standing watching the kitty sleeping on our mutual pillow
We just ordered a whole year's worth of cat food online, how can we leave?
I sat in a daze, thinking, 'I wish I could do it all over again'
Love really becomes like a public hazard
Oh, what a surprise!
I always thought she would always be with me, walking slowly step by step.
I always thought that boring, interesting and funny humor only she could understand.
I'm not her food, I should have let go early.
Oh girl

Pretend to be busy to find an excuse to forget,
What? Love you, miss you, I think of it all as farting.
It's so annoying that my brain is about to crash.
Oh dear! Oh dear, oh dear

Ah why don't you delete your secrets?
Ah now I'm numb and insensitive.
What exactly is it? Don't ask it's scary.
Oh girl, what a surprise!
Ah why is your humor and romance,
to be shared with someone other than me?
What exactly is it? Don't ask it's scary.
Oh girl, what a surprise!