Текст песни Best Served Cold - JT Music feat. Andrea Storm Kaden

If you rely on the pot of the luck
No wonder why your dinner party will suck
You need a genie, give this bottle a rub
'Cause what good is spirit if it's stuck in a jug?

Take a sip of this, I'll give you somethin' to chug
As if one too many wasn't enough
Another round, on the house for the cup and the mug
Still runnin' and gunnin' like a couple of thugs
Owed a debt to the devil but we settled it
You know that I love to gamble but I had to quit
'Cause I'm an addict, never know when I'm gonna stop
If I see a glass half full, then I'll fill it up
And you can bet I will never spill a drop
If you wanna put a lid on me then I'm gonna pop
I'm not a tall drink but I'm leveled to the top
You can talk to my bosses, I kill it at my job
But now that Satan's reign is over
I won't wager my soul, I'm sober
Nonetheless, Cuphead's back for an encore!
Two heads are better than one but we want more!

'Cause something's missing and you need a new fix
Perhaps, a feminine ingredient to the mix?
And that's just what you want the mostest
Promise, you won't get ghosted!
Bottles up, let's raise a toast!
(Give 'em all a taste of our brand new roast!)
Mouths to feed but we got 'em all fed

Don't leave any appetite unread!
Trust me, if you wanna bake some bread
(Do not double-cross Cuphead, 'nough said!)

Hell has frozen over, now that I got sober
I doubt I'm outta dice to be rolled
Listen death, I'm gonna cheat you
Since I've got a sweet tooth
This is a dish I've been told is best served cold

This little dish sure can take a lickin'
If you don't want heat then evacuate the kitchen
Keep your feet movin', don't stop kickin'
The oven is hot and the clock is tickin'
Pickin' up steam, gotta work fast!
I've earned my treat but I'm gonna burn that!
'Cause I'm chuggin' all day and I can't turn back
Careful not to get caught in my thirst trap

Ready for the check? 'Cause you've been served
That is unless you have room for dessert!
Doesn't matter if you've already swallowed your pride
It don't mean you won't succumb to your vice
Your ravenous appetite might leave you wantin' more
I've got a recipe for disaster and that means back to the cutting board!

Sorry Chef, checkmate, you're done!
I'm stickin' you up with a finger gun!
I could duel the sheriff, I could move a mountain
If you wanna dogfight me, you'll be howlin'!
I'll halt this bootleg operation!
If they get salty, then I'll bake 'em!
Might get dicey, but I'll shake 'em!
Like a bad habit, had to break 'em!

I don't just got drip, I run like a faucet
My nickname is "Hothead" 'cause no one can touch this
I'm non-alcoholic but I'm hella toxic
Come on, I know you want it
You'd better swallow all of it!

Hell has frozen over, now that I got sober
I doubt I'm outta dice to be rolled
Listen death, I'm gonna cheat you
Since I've got a sweet tooth
This is a dish I've been told is best served cold

Three heads are better than two!
If you bit off more than you can chew
But ain't just anyone we let in our crew
You gotta skippity-bop-bop-bowop-bop-bop-bop-biddly-diddly-doo
(Beep-bop-beep-bop-beepity-bow-beep-bop-bippity-boo)
(Skippity-pap, pippity-pow, chickity-lickity-doo(
(Wamalama-dam-bam-bamala-dam-badam-bip-bip-bippity-bee)
(Deet-dot-deet-dot-deedly-deet-dedee-dee-dee-deedly-dee)

(Not mess with a Cuphead, 'nough said)
(Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nough said)
(Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nough said)
Do not mess with a Cuphead, 'nough said!

Hell has frozen over, now that I got sober
I doubt I'm outta dice to be rolled
Listen death, I'm gonna cheat you
Since I've got a sweet tooth
This is a dish I've been told is best served cold