Текст и перевод песни Jaa9 & OnklP - Full Forvandling

Full Forvandling

Kløfta er på bildet, hu har alt som skal til
I tillegg har 'a brains, ja, det kan jeg se på Farmville
Møtte 'a på byen og ble lurt som første april
(Hu bitcha så ut som et englefjes
Trykka ja på hennes friend request
Tenkte å putte hu på senga, men så tok hu meg på senga)
Likte hunder, kjente masse folk
Med i kule grupper, kjærlighet ved første poke
Chat'a om en date, møtte hu på Cacadou
(Poster middagen på veggen, jeg tror jeg må smake
Hu sendte meg en poke, jeg tenkte å poke hu tilbake
Jeg hitta hu på chatten for å komme til saken, men)

Sorry, baby, ikke ta det ille
Bildene du viser viser ikke hele bildet
Full forvirring, full, full forvandling

(Yo, det var så kleint, følte bare "Å nei"
Va'kke som du så ut på de bildene jeg så av deg
Du er faen meg så støgg når du er offline)
Hu poka meg, jeg poka hu, mye var i lufta
Blunke-smiley, blunke-smiley, var så vidt jeg pusta
Poledansebilder, men du så ut som et troll
(Jeg ser du photoshopa shiten din, alt jeg ser er puppa
Nå som planen var å bare adde deg til gruppa
Så deg, blei så motherfucking skuffa, jeg fordufta)
Snakka dirt på chatten dette her ga mening
Fitta den var åpen, så jeg trykka på "Attending"
Stakk, daska balla, møtte 'a som "Hei, halla"

Sorry, baby, ikke ta det ille
Bildene du viser viser ikke hele bildet
Full forvirring, full, full forvandling

Duckface, duckface, duckface, duckface
Full forvirring, full, full forvandling

Complete Transformation

Girl from Kløfta is in the picture, she has everything it takes
Plus she has brains, yeah, I can see that on Farmville
Met her in town and got fooled like April Fool's
(She looked like an angel
Clicked yes on her friend request
Thought to put her in bed, but then she caught me off guard)
Liked dogs, knew lots of people
Member of cool groups, love at first poke
Chatted about a date, met her at Cacadou
(Posts dinner on the wall, I think I'll have a taste
She sent me a poke, I thought to poke her back
I found her on chat to get to the point, but)

Sorry, baby, don't take it the wrong way
The pictures you show don't show the whole picture
Complete confusion, complete, complete transformation

(Yo, it was so embarrassing, I just felt like "Oh no"
Wasn't like you looked on the pictures I saw
You're fucking ugly when you're offline)
She poked me, I poked her, there was a lot in the air
Winky smiley, winky smiley, I could hardly breathe
Pole dancing pictures, but you looked like a troll
(I can see you've photoshopped your shit, all I see is boobs
Now the plan was just to add you to the group
Saw you, got so fucking disappointed, I vanished)
Talked dirty on chat, it made sense
The pussy was open, so I clicked "Attending"
Left, showed my balls, met her like "Hey, yo"

Sorry, baby, don't take it the wrong way
The pictures you show don't show the whole picture
Complete confusion, complete, complete transformation

Duckface, duckface, duckface, duckface
Complete confusion, complete, complete transformation