Текст и перевод песни 周杰倫 - 陽光宅男

陽光宅男

鑰匙掛腰帶 皮夾插 後面口袋
黑框的眼鏡有 幾千度 來海邊穿 西裝褲
他不在乎 我卻想哭
有點無助他的樣子像剛出土的文物
他烤肉 竟然會 自帶水壺 寫信時用漿糊
走起路 一不注意 就撞樹
我不想輸 就算辛苦
我也要等我也不能讓你再走尋常路
＃我決定插手 你的人生 當你的時尚顧問
別說你不能
＊讓我們乘著陽光 海上衝浪 吸引她目光
不要怕露出胸膛 流一點汗 你成了型男
讓我們乘著陽光 看著遠方 別當路人甲
讓美女缺氧 靠在你肩膀 我微笑在你旁邊撐傘
喔對了對女生 用心疼 約會要等
講笑話不能悶 別太冷 像我一樣 就剛好
對愛的人 接吻要深 擁抱要真
來電顯示給個甜蜜的暱稱
穿著要個性 這只是 剛剛入門
接下來你還要會彈琴會寫歌會雙截棍
頭腦清楚 不能迷糊
我要將你徹底改造基因重組大變身
＃我決定插手你的人生 當你的時尚顧問
別說你不能
＊讓我們乘著陽光 海上衝浪 吸引她目光
不要怕露出胸膛 流一點汗 你成了型男
讓我們乘著陽光 看著遠方 別當路人甲
讓美女缺氧 靠在妳肩膀 我微笑在你旁邊撐傘
＊讓我們乘著陽光 海上衝浪 吸引她目光
不要怕露出胸膛 流一點汗 你成了型男
讓我們乘著陽光 看著遠方 別當路人甲
讓美女缺氧 靠在你肩膀 我微笑在你旁邊撐傘

Sunshine Tan

Keys hung on belt leather wallet stuffed in in back pocket
Thick-rimmed glasses of several diopters and dress pants at the beach
He doesn't care but I want to cry
Feeling slightly pitiful for him, looking like a relic that's just been unearthed
Going to a barbecue but bringing your own thermos, sealing letters with glue
Wandering along while walking and bumping into trees without realizing
I don't want to lose and I don't mind the hardship
I'll wait, I can't let you follow the same mediocre path
＃I've decided to take a hand in your life as your fashion consultant
Don't say you can't
＊Together we'll ride the waves beneath the sun and attract her gaze
Don't be afraid to show your chest, perspire a little and you'll become a handsome man
Together we'll look out to the horizon beneath the sun, don't be just another face in the crowd
Make her feel mesmerized, let her lean on your shoulder, and I'll smile as I hold an umbrella over you
Oh and for the girls you just have to show concern and make her wait for a date
The jokes you tell can't be dull or uninspiring, they have to be just right
When it comes to the person you love, the kisses must be deep, the embraces must be sincere
Give her an affectionate nickname when her number flashes up
Your clothes have to be distinctive, we're only just getting started
Next you're going to have to play a musical instrument, write songs and become proficient in nunchaku
The mind has to be clear, no confusion allowed
I'm going to totally change you, redesign your DNA and give you a complete makeover
＃I've decided to take a hand in your life as your fashion consultant
Don't say you can't
＊Together we'll ride the waves beneath the sun and attract her gaze
Don't be afraid to show your chest, perspire a little and you'll become a handsome man
Together we'll look out to the horizon beneath the sun, don't be just another face in the crowd
Make her feel mesmerized, let her lean on your shoulder, and I'll smile as I hold an umbrella over you
＊Together we'll ride the waves beneath the sun and attract her gaze
Don't be afraid to show your chest, perspire a little and you'll become a handsome man
Together we'll look out to the horizon beneath the sun, don't be just another face in the crowd
Make her feel mesmerized, let her lean on your shoulder, and I'll smile as I hold an umbrella over you