Текст и перевод песни 周杰倫 - 鬥牛/水手怕水/大笨鐘

鬥牛/水手怕水/大笨鐘

你说我比大笨钟还笨要怎么比
吵架我太安静 钟至少还有声音
要我离开我早就打包好行李
喝完这杯咖啡我就走答应你
过这么久怎么还没叫我还你DVD
再不打给我我就不打算追回你
我走在你喜欢的电影场景里
你却不在我想要的场景里
耍什么嘴硬 耍 耍什么嘴硬
有什么毛病 有 有什么毛病
我很大器 我没你小气
我会原谅你
你仔细听
我从未爱过你 怎么会想念你
发什么神经 有理说不清
只是脑袋还不清醒
其实还爱着你 其实还想着你 Yeah〜
请你别太得意
你说我比大笨钟还笨要怎么比
吵架我太安静 钟至少还有声音
要我离开我早就打包好行李
喝完这杯咖啡我就走答应你
过这么久怎么还没叫我还你DVD
再不打给我我就不打算追回你
我走在你喜欢的电影场景里
你却不在我想要的场景里
耍什么嘴硬 耍 耍什么嘴硬
有什么毛病 有 有什么毛病
我很大器 我没你小气
我会原谅你
你仔细听
我从未爱过你 怎么会想念你
发什么神经 有理说不清
只是脑袋还不清醒
其实还爱着你 其实还想着你 Yeah〜
请你别太得意
Ooh wah〜Ooh wah〜Baby
我从未爱过你 怎么会想念你
(发什么神经 有理说不清)
只是脑袋还不清醒
其实还爱着你 其实还想着你 Yeah〜
请你别太得意

Bullfighting / Sailors Are Afraid of Water / Big Ben

You said I'm dumber than Big Ben, how do you compare?
I'm too quiet when we argue, at least the bell has a sound.
If you want me to leave, I've already packed my bags.
I'll finish this cup of coffee and go, I promise.
Why haven't you asked me to return your DVD yet?
If you don't call me again, I won't try to win you back.
I walk in the movie scenes you like,
But you're not in the scenes I want.
Why are you being so stubborn? Why?
What's wrong with you? What?
I'm generous, I'm not as petty as you.
I'll forgive you.
Listen carefully,
I never loved you, so how could I miss you?
What's wrong with you? You're not making sense.
My head isn't clear yet.
In reality, I still love you, I still think about you, yeah.
Please don't be so smug.
You said I'm dumber than Big Ben, how do you compare?
I'm too quiet when we argue, at least the bell has a sound.
If you want me to leave, I've already packed my bags.
I'll finish this cup of coffee and go, I promise.
Why haven't you asked me to return your DVD yet?
If you don't call me again, I won't try to win you back.
I walk in the movie scenes you like,
But you're not in the scenes I want.
Why are you being so stubborn? Why?
What's wrong with you? What?
I'm generous, I'm not as petty as you.
I'll forgive you.
Listen carefully,
I never loved you, so how could I miss you?
What's wrong with you? You're not making sense.
My head isn't clear yet.
In reality, I still love you, I still think about you, yeah.
Please don't be so smug.
Ooh wah〜Ooh wah〜Baby
I never loved you, so how could I miss you?
(What's wrong with you? You're not making sense.)
My head isn't clear yet.
In reality, I still love you, I still think about you, yeah.
Please don't be so smug.