Текст песни Too Sober - Jelly Roll feat. Starlito & MyNameKushy

Hey, who got my lighter? Rollin' up
Starlito, man, I'm too sober for this
I'm too sober for this shit (yeah)
I'm too sober for this shit
'Ight, Starlito

I've been collectin' guns since election night (yeah)
Withdrawin' all my funds since I finally got my credit right (yeah)
Might be a little excessive, yeah, I guess you right (guess you right)
Last time I got pulled over, I got read my rights
Nine on my waistline because life on the line like every night (every night)
Met one of my plugs at a Mayweather fight (true story)
Yo, homie doin' time and you ain't sendin' kites? (Fuck)
They ran his charges, wow, they got him doin' ten twice (yeah)

This shit systematic, shit the rappin' just as bad
We used to glorify kingpins, now it's switched to addicts
I spent a 50 last week, my nigga, just on taxes
They kill me, it's gonna be a revolution, Christopher Savage
My uncle used to take them bags and hide that shit in the attic (for real)
At my mama's house with bricks, and they had different stashes (different stashes)

Unc' always told me, "Don't go to prison or the Army"
I got rich and never did it, my president just retarded
Don't even get me started, the streets they me turned heartless (yeah)
Still one of the realest, for real, for real, regardless
Got me feelin' like a bondsman with how my niggas be catchin' charges (yeah)
How the fuck this bitch ain't made it here yet with our cigars?

I'm too sober for this shit (yeah)
I'm too sober for this shit
How I'm too sober for this shit
How I'm too sober for this
I'm too sober for this
I'm too sober for this shit
I, I, I-I'm too sober for this shit
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah

I've been stayin' to myself lately, if ain't the family (for real)
Never try to make it out this game on top like I'm Payton Manning
Same dude with the same flow, and he hot
Yeah, the same Roll (y'all know)
First they love you, then they hate you
Fuck 'em all 'cause that's just how the game goes (for real)

I'on give a fuck bout a bankroll (no)
I ain't even wear no jewelry (I don't)
I just wanna make sure my folks never have to wait on a verdict from a jury (that's real)
It's whiskey drinkin', pill poppin'
I must admit, I got a real problem (big problem)
Doctor said I gotta quit drinkin'
I told him that's a unreal option

Pop one and I feel awesome, immune to 'em, I don't feel loses
Police besides us, if they get behind us then we all know that it will cost us (amen)
I'm tryna be a better person, but I feel like its barely workin' (God please)
I've done carried crosses and carried burdens

I'm too sober for this shit
I'm too sober for this shit
How I'm too sober for this shit
How I'm too sober for this
I'm too sober for this
I'm too sober for this shit

Standin' tall while I'm poppin' off six shots (six shots, brrt)

Tryna feed my baby mama and baby (woo)
Neck shit, straight comin' in her mouth, no babies
I was servin' niggas straight daily (woo)
You was givin' nigga shake like a tazer (yo)
I was tryna bake a brick like a pastry (yo)
P.O. still want me stable in the station (fuck)
Soon as this steady rap shit start payin' (yeah, woo, woo)
She tryna get me jump-suited no blazer (gang shit)

Ever since I grind on my patience
I beat cases, lost some, went to jail and I beat faces
Lost none 'cause she Ali the Greatest
When I pop one, pussy, you don't pop nothin', you get popped up (grrt, grrt)
Too much water on my wrist
Hold on slip, hydroplane protect (drip)
She gonna fall in love with the set (drip)
Bel Road, six, catch the sauce when it drip (yeah)

She fell in love with the Product and turned her to a shopper
She don't need no help
She pull soda out her pocket, a spoon and a lighter, she cook it herself (don't need no help, ay)
I'm in a trap where the kids live
Paper off them dirty dishes (yeah)
My conscious ain't fuckin' with this shit

I'm too sober for this shit
I'm too sober for this shit
How I'm too sober for this shit
How I'm too sober for this
I'm too sober for this
I'm too sober for this shit
I, I, I-I'm too sober for this shit
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah