Текст и перевод песни Jesus Palma - El Corrido de los Ovnis

El Corrido de los Ovnis

Una noche de loquera
Andaba echando cerveza
De repente se paro
Una nave en mi cabeza
Pero a mí me valió madre
Le eche un trago a mi cerveza

Me aventó una lucesota
Se me aguadiaron las piernas
Sentí ganas de correr
Y nomas me fui de getas
Mis piernas no se movían
Me sudaban las orejas

Me subieron a su nave
Y me esculcaron la ropa
Quien sabe cómo me hablaban
Pues no movían la boca
Me encontraron una bolsa
Repleta de pura coca

Te hemos estado siguiendo
Queremos que nos expliques
Por qué comes con la boca
Y también con las narices
A como serán pendejos
Con la mente se los dije

Presta pa' ca la bolsita
Que ahorita voy a enseñarte
Voy a bajarme el pedote
Que hace rato me sacaste
Con esto vuelo más alto
Que tú chingada madre

Me avente 3 pericasos
Y me sentí como nuevo
Les dije pruébenla weyes
O acaso no tienen huevos
Se acabaron la bolsita
Aquellos mis clientes nuevos

De ahí no fuimos pa' Colombia
Por qué quedaron picados
Llegamos en 2 segundos
Yo por poquito me cago
Esa pinche navecita
Traía el motor alterado

Aprovechando la vuelta
Me traje una tonelada
La bajamos en Chicago
No hubo retenes ni nada
A ellos les di varios kilos
Por qué esa fue su mochada

Ahora me buscan seguido
Y cada vez vienen más
Hasta una nave me dieron
Pa' que pueda trabajar
Ahora son clientes y amigos
Quien se lo iba a imaginar

Los ovnis vienen conmigo
Y un consejo voy a dar
Si los miran por los cielos
No se vayan a espantar
Andan llevando perico
A su planeta natal

Ya no peleo con soldados
Ni ando comprando al gobierno
Ni les temo a embajadores
Con esta nave que tengo
De los que debo cuidarme
Es de los hombres de negro

The Ballad of the UFOs

One crazy night, babe,
I was downing some beers,
Suddenly, it stopped,
A ship above my head, dear.
But I didn't give a damn,
Took another swig of my beer.

It shot a bright light at me,
My legs turned to jelly, you see,
I felt like running,
And I just took off, honey.
My legs wouldn't move,
My ears were sweating, too.

They took me aboard their ship,
And searched my clothes, tip to tip.
Who knows how they spoke to me,
'Cause their mouths didn't move, see?
They found a bag on me,
Full of pure coke, baby.

"We've been watching you, friend,"
"We want you to explain, pretend,"
"Why you eat with your mouth so wide,"
"And also with your nose inside."
What a bunch of idiots they are,
I told them with my mind, from afar.

"Hand over the little bag, sweetheart,"
"I'm gonna show you a brand new start,"
"I'm gonna get rid of this high,"
"That you just gave me, way up high."
"With this, I fly higher, you know,"
"Than your damn mother, so and so."

I took three bumps, quick and fast,
And felt like new, built to last.
I said, "Try it, guys, don't be shy,"
"Or don't you have the balls to try?"
They finished the whole bag, you see,
Those new clients of mine, happy as can be.

From there we went to Colombia, straight,
'Cause they were hooked, it was their fate.
We got there in two seconds flat,
I almost shit myself, just like that.
That damn little ship, so fast,
Had a souped-up engine, built to last.

Taking advantage of the ride,
I brought back a ton, inside.
We landed in Chicago, no fuss,
No checkpoints, nothing for us.
I gave them several kilos, you bet,
'Cause that was their cut, I couldn't forget.

Now they look for me often, it's true,
And each time, more of them come through.
They even gave me a ship of my own,
So I can work, all alone.
Now they're clients and friends, it's a blast,
Who would have thought it would last?

The UFOs come with me, day and night,
And I'll give you some advice, alright?
If you see them in the sky so vast,
Don't be scared, they'll fly right past.
They're taking coke, it's a known fact,
To their home planet, that's their track.

I no longer fight with soldiers, you see,
Nor do I bribe the government, free.
I don't fear ambassadors, not me,
With this ship I have, I'm carefree.
The ones I have to watch out for, though,
Are the men in black, as you know.