Текст и перевод песни Jony J - Skit

Skit

我跟你说上次是什么情况哦
上次你才从外地哪边回来嘛记不得了(嗯)
然后我在你们家楼下等你吃宵夜
然后等等等 突然就一个女的走过来拎了3条狗
我看到一只就是有两三个月了萨摩耶那种挺可爱的
我过去就聊了两下哈
然后那个女的看看我看她
然后然后她说 你喜欢狗吗
我说 还行啊 还挺喜欢的啊
然后她就说 我把这只萨摩耶送给你吧
我当时就懵逼了你知道吗(哈哈哈)
我看了下那只狗 那只狗看了一下我(哈哈哈哈)
然后说 呃 那好吧
然后她说 好那你把微信加一下什么的
日后还能看看它之类通过微信
然后 然后 她就拎着另外两条狗走了那种
然后我原地站在那边
拎着那只萨摩耶在寒风当中你知道嘛
就不知道(哈哈哈)如何是好

Skit

I'm telling you what happened the last time, darling.
The last time you came back from somewhere out of town, you don't remember? (Yeah)
I was waiting for you to come downstairs and eat supper.
After waiting for ages, suddenly a woman came over carrying three dogs.
I saw there was a Samoyed that was a couple of months old, and quite adorable.
I walked over to her to chat for a bit.
The woman looked at me and saw me looking at her,
and then she said, "Do you like dogs?"
I said, "Yeah, I like them. I think they're pretty cool."
Then she said, "I'll give you the Samoyed."
I was flabbergasted, like, you know that feeling? (Haha)
I looked at the dog, and the dog looked at me. (Hahaha)
Then I said, "Er, OK then."
Then she said, "OK, then add me on WeChat."
She said I could see the puppy on WeChat later on.
Then, she just left with the other two dogs.
I was standing there,
holding that Samoyed in the freezing wind, and I was like,
(Haha) I don't know what to do.