Текст и перевод песни Josimar y su Yambú - La Gorda

La Gorda

Yo soy un muchacho flaco
Pero de corazón tierno
Y tengo una novia gorda
Para pasar el invierno
(Para pasar el invierno)

Pesa 130 kilo'
Se come un lechón entero
Que me importa sea gorda
Si pa' correr, no la quiero
(Si pa' correr, no la quiero)

De espalda parece un horno
Y de un bus tiene la forma
En invierno me calienta
Y en verano me da sombra
(Y en verano me da sombra)

Anoche la lleve a un baile
A mi novia la Ruberta
Y pa' que pudiera entrar
Hubo que ensanchar la puerta
(Hubo que ensanchar la puerta)

La bajaron del camión
Rodeada de gente mirona
Y un estanciero gritando:
"Yo compro esa vaquillona"

Aliméntate muchacha que te va a quedar, aliméntate
Pa' que me rompas el coco
Aliméntate muchacha que te va a quedar, aliméntate
Mira si gordita tú me gustas más

Aliméntate muchacha que te va a quedar, aliméntate
Aliméntate mi gorda bella, mi gorda
Aliméntate muchacha que te va a quedar, aliméntate
Que rica, que rica, que rica tú estás

Aliméntate, eh
Aliméntate bastante
Aliméntate
Que asi tu me gusta mas
Aliméntate
Oye mi gorda
Aliméntate
Pero que rica que está
Aliméntate
Aliméntate, mi amor
Aliméntate
Ay pero ponle sabor
Aliméntate
Pero que mira na'ma'
Aliméntate
Mi gorda asi es pa' gozar

No cabe en un sillón
Se sienta sobre una mesa
Quien tuviera un litro e' vino
Por cada kilo que pesa

Que lastima mi compadre
¡Que lastima!
Que esta pachanga se acaba
Y entre empanadas y vinos
Se viene la madrugada
(Se viene la madrugada)

The Fat Girl

I'm a skinny guy
But with a tender heart
And I have a fat girlfriend
To get me through the winter
(To get me through the winter)

She weighs 130 kilos
She eats a whole pig
I don't care that she's fat
I don't want her for running
(I don't want her for running)

From the back she looks like an oven
And she's shaped like a bus
She keeps me warm in winter
And gives me shade in summer
(And gives me shade in summer)

Last night I took her to a dance
My girl, Ruberta
And so she could get in
We had to widen the door
(We had to widen the door)

They unloaded her from the truck
Surrounded by onlookers
And a rancher shouting:
"I'll buy that heifer"

Eat up, girl, you're going to stay that way, eat up
So you can break my back
Eat up, girl, you're going to stay that way, eat up
Look, my fat girl, I like you better that way

Eat up, girl, you're going to stay that way, eat up
Eat up, my beautiful fat girl, my fat girl
Eat up, girl, you're going to stay that way, eat up
You're so delicious, you're so delicious

Eat up, eh
Eat up plenty
Eat up
I like you better that way
Eat up
Hey, my fat girl
Eat up
But you're delicious
Eat up
Eat up, my love
Eat up
Oh, but add some flavor
Eat up
But look at you
Eat up
My fat girl, you're made for enjoying

She doesn't fit in an armchair
She sits on a table
If only I had a liter of wine
For every kilo she weighs

What a pity, my friend
What a pity!
This party's over
And between empanadas and wine
The morning's coming
(The morning's coming)