Текст и перевод песни Josipa Lisac - Mister Gaf

Mister Gaf

To je faca iz jet-seta,
High-life mu je obrazac;
Obavezni slag na kremi,
Svakom loncu poklopac.
Hej, hej - dragi Mister Gaf!
Polu-ofca, polu-laf!

Nepogresiv u bon-tonu,
Nesto manje u znanju svom:
Mijesa starog Iseaca Newtona
Sa Oliviom Newton John!
Hej, hej - dragi Mister Gaf!
Polu-ofca, polu-laf!

Brz u trci za karijerom,
U znanju manje-vise puz:
Misli da je Aristotel
Od Jacqueline drugi muz!
Hej, hej - dragi Mister Gaf!

Ko sto zna za Pierre Cardina
Da je modni kreator,
Zna i da je Arthur Miller
Nogometni centarfor!
Hej, hej - dragi Mister Gaf!
Polu-ofca, polu-laf!

Hej, hej - dragi Mister Gaf!
Polu-ofca, polu-laf!

Mister Gaf

He is a jet-set guy with a facade,
High-life is his trademark;
A must-have cream on his skin,
A lid for every pot.
Hey, hey - dear Mister Gaf!
Half-sheep, half-loaf!

Unerring in etiquette,
A bit less in his knowledge:
He mixes old Isaac Newton
With Olivia Newton John!
Hey, hey - dear Mister Gaf!
Half-sheep, half-loaf!

Fast in his race for a career,
In knowledge more or less a creep:
He thinks he is Aristotle
As Jacqueline's second husband!
Hey, hey - dear Mister Gaf!

When he knows that Pierre Cardin
Is a fashion designer,
He also knows that Arthur Miller
Is a football center forward!
Hey, hey - dear Mister Gaf!
Half-sheep, half-loaf!

Hey, hey - dear Mister Gaf!
Half-sheep, half-loaf!