Текст и перевод песни João Bosco - Retorno De Jedai

Retorno De Jedai

Me perguntou se eu tava a fim de peixe
E eu, grávida, quis guaiamum
- Ou então nenhum.
Pois foi comprar com ar de interesse:
Trouxe lula, mexilhão e atum
- Mas ói que nêgo ruim...
Não sai da rua e diz que não se entoca
Pois não se amasiou com tatu
- Bidu!...
Que se casou comigo porque eu era rica:
Deu o tal golpe do baú.
Pão-duro pra cachorro leva a bolsa presa à pança
Feito canguru
- Vai tomar no ...
Na cama é um coelho rapidim mas tem mais papo do que baiacu
- Apresado come cru...
E quando passa mal, me ameaça:
Que me leva junto lá pro caju.
- Eta urubu!
É rubronego desde garotinho mas por ser bicheiro
Diz que é bangu...
Se a gente briga, vai pro telefone
E faz queixa pra mamãe
- Ai, jesus!
No carnaval, sai de saia, sapato de salto alto, pintado!
- Credo em cruz!
Imita na banheira a dalva de oliveira de "tudo acabado".
A "kalu" (chuchu...)
Se bebe - eu que ature! -
Diz que home tem que ser paraquedista
Ou manicure.

The Return of the Jedi

She asked me if I had a taste for fish,
And since I was with child, I wanted guaiamum,
- or no fish at all.
He went off to buy it with assumed interest,
and brought back squid, mussels and tuna,
- but look at that useless rat,
He's never out of the streets and says he's not a homebody,
He's never done the deed with the armadillo,
- Bidu!...
Who married me because I was rich:
He executed the perfect bank heist.
Miserly to the extreme, he carries his purse inside his belly
Like a kangaroo
- Fuck him...
He's a rapid rabbit in bed, but talks more than a puffer fish
- The hasty man eats his food raw...
And when he gets sick, he threatens me,
That he'll take me with him to the cashew tree.
- What a vulture!
He's been a red-black ever since he was a little boy, but since he's a gambler,
He says he's Bangu...
If we have a fight, he runs to the phone
And complains to his mother
- Oh my, God!
During Carnival, he wears a skirt, high heels and makeup!
- Jesus Christ!
In the bathtub, he imitates Dalva de Oliveira singing her "All Over" song.
The "kalu" (courgette...)
If he drinks - and I'll suffer for it! -
He says that men should be either paratroopers
Or manicurists.