Текст и перевод песни Juaninacka - Problemas

Problemas

La M con la I con la L con la F, MILF
Con una mano en el corazón y otra en los huevos ¿sabes?

Con más de treinta ya y viviendo con tus padres
Sin un trabajo estable es muy poco probable
Que las cosas cambien a mejor en el futuro
Currando por horas sin horarios y sin seguro
La hipoteca de la casa que pediste pesa
Estafado por el banco, despedido por la empresa
Donde estabas fijo pensando en el nuevo hijo
Que viene en camino. Te creías que eras pijo
Por tener un BMW y lo tuviste que vender
Al bajar de las nubes junto a tu mujer
La Mastercard y la Visa con diez mil de crédito
Eran una trampa y tu tuviste el mérito
De engañarte comprando gilipolleces
Que se han vuelto contra ti y con intereses
Deja de engañarte hermano, la vida es dura
Y hasta que nos vamos estamos pagando la factura

Tienes problemas ¿Sabes? 'Tengo problemas graves'
No mas vueltas de llave 'he quemado las naves'
No sé si solo veis sota, caballo y rey
'Lo único que sé es que no tengo plan B'
Y no tienes plan B 'y no tengo plan C'
Y que no tienes plan D 'y no tengo plan E'
Tienes problemas ¿sabes? 'Tengo problemas graves'
No más vueltas de llave

Esa niña tan mojigata, no es lo que aparenta
Quería casarse virgen y ha salido de cuentas
La sangre lleva más de un mes y medio sin bajarle
Y muerta de vergüenza finge inocencia
Ocurrió en la celebración de un cumpleaños
Con el amigo de un amigo, un perfecto extraño
Solo tiene quince y no sabe que va a pasar
Pero su educación católica le impide abortar
O siendo mas exactos: la educación de sus padres
Y su nulo contacto con una educación sexual real
Hacer el amor no la convierte en mujer
Y si supiera a dónde ir empezaría a correr
La niña de los ojos de papá, madre de un bebé
¿Qué? su hija está embarazada ¿lo sabe usted?
Es así de crudo hermana la vida propone situaciones
Pero también te rompe los condones

Tienes problemas ¿Sabes? 'Tengo problemas graves'
No mas vueltas de llave 'he quemado las naves'
No sé si solo veis sota, caballo y rey
'Lo único que sé es que no tengo plan B'
Y no tienes plan B 'y no tengo plan C'
Y que no tienes plan D 'y no tengo plan E'
Tienes problemas ¿sabes? 'Tengo problemas graves'
No más vueltas de llave

Acostumbrado a ser admirado
Tenías respeto hermano, eras un soldado
¿Dónde estás ahora? la fama es pasajera
Como el éxito que viene y va
Y el dinero es la bandera de los mercenarios musicales
Triunfar la trampa, los reales
Saben que la industria es como el AMPA y viven del talento
De los auténticos que dejaron de serlo para exprimir al máximo
Un momento de gloría efímera, esa enfermedad
Que acaba con la pasión por tu oficio
La verdad es que no hubo tanto beneficio
Algo de pasta y un precio son el premio por años de sacrificio
Diste lo mejor en tus inicios con gente a la que traicionaste
Porque no eran suficientemente buenos para ti
Lo mas crudo es que yo sé que los echas de menos
Y que ellos a ti no

Tienes problemas ¿Sabes? 'Tengo problemas graves'
No mas vueltas de llave 'he quemado las naves'
No sé si solo veis sota, caballo y rey
'Lo único que sé es que no tengo plan B'
Y no tienes plan B 'y no tengo plan C'
Y que no tienes plan D 'y no tengo plan E'
Tienes problemas ¿sabes? 'Tengo problemas graves'
No más vueltas de llave

Problems

M with I with L with F, MILF
With one hand on your heart and the other on your balls, you know?

Over thirty and still living with your parents
Without a steady job, it's highly unlikely
That things will change for the better in the future
Working by the hour, with no schedule and no insurance
The mortgage on the house you took out weighs heavy
Scammed by the bank, fired by the company
Where you had a permanent position, thinking about the new child
That's on the way. You thought you were posh
For having a BMW and you had to sell it
When you came down from the clouds, along with your wife
Mastercard and Visa with ten thousand in credit
Were a trap, and you had the merit
Of deceiving yourself by buying crap
That has turned against you, with interest
Stop fooling yourself, brother, life is hard
And until we leave, we're paying the bill

You have problems, you know? 'I have serious problems'
No more turning the key 'I've burned the ships'
I don't know if you only see jack, queen, and king
'The only thing I know is that I don't have a plan B'
And you don't have a plan B 'and I don't have a plan C'
And that you don't have a plan D 'and I don't have a plan E'
You have problems, you know? 'I have serious problems'
No more turning the key

That girl, so prudish, is not what she seems
She wanted to get married a virgin and she's gone into labor
Her period hasn't come for over a month and a half
And dying of shame, she feigns innocence
It happened at a birthday party
With a friend of a friend, a perfect stranger
She's only fifteen and doesn't know what's going to happen
But her Catholic upbringing prevents her from having an abortion
Or to be more precise: her parents' upbringing
And her lack of contact with real sex education
Making love doesn't make her a woman
And if she knew where to go, she would start running
The apple of her daddy's eye, mother of a baby
What? Your daughter is pregnant, do you know?
Life is that harsh, sister, it throws situations at you
But it also breaks your condoms

You have problems, you know? 'I have serious problems'
No more turning the key 'I've burned the ships'
I don't know if you only see jack, queen, and king
'The only thing I know is that I don't have a plan B'
And you don't have a plan B 'and I don't have a plan C'
And that you don't have a plan D 'and I don't have a plan E'
You have problems, you know? 'I have serious problems'
No more turning the key

Used to being admired
You had respect, brother, you were a soldier
Where are you now? Fame is fleeting
Like success that comes and goes
And money is the flag of musical mercenaries
To succeed is the trap, the real ones
Know that the industry is like the PTA and lives off the talent
Of the authentic ones who stopped being so to squeeze the most out of
A moment of ephemeral glory, that disease
That ends the passion for your craft
The truth is that there wasn't that much profit
Some cash and a price are the reward for years of sacrifice
You gave your best in your beginnings with people you betrayed
Because they weren't good enough for you
The harshest part is that I know you miss them
And that they don't miss you

You have problems, you know? 'I have serious problems'
No more turning the key 'I've burned the ships'
I don't know if you only see jack, queen, and king
'The only thing I know is that I don't have a plan B'
And you don't have a plan B 'and I don't have a plan C'
And that you don't have a plan D 'and I don't have a plan E'
You have problems, you know? 'I have serious problems'
No more turning the key