Текст и перевод песни Junior Klan - El Agua Fiestas

El Agua Fiestas

Muy buena persona mi compa
El ramon
Muy buena persona mi compa
El ramon
Pero se transforma cuando toma ron
Pero se transforma cuando toma ron
Yo no lo sabia y un dia lo invite
Yo no lo sabia y un dia lo invite
A una fiesyesita que pena pase
A una fiestesita que pena pase
Se sento sobre el pastel
(Se limpio con el mantel)
Metio al perro en la nevera
(Lo amarro con la mangera)
En su carro se subio
(En la sala lo metio)
A la porbre cosinera
(La corrio por la escalera)
Este es el colmo señores
Ya me lo voy a llevar
Les pido que me perdonen esto no buelve a pasar
Todo habia pasado y me lo encontre
Todo habia pasado y me lo encontre
Dijo avergonzado no lo vuelvo a hacer
Dijo averganzado no lo vuelvo a hacer
Por mi casa hicieron tremendo rumbo
Por mi casa hicieron tremendo rumbo
Nunca lo invitaron pero haí llego
Nunva lo invitaron pero haí llego
Con todos queria pelear
(Se creia campeon mundial)
Al gato de la vecina
(Lo baño con gasolina)
Los zapatos se quito
(En la alfombra los tiro)
Y tambien a doña ester
(La invito para un motel)
A todo mundo molesta
Nadie lo puede aguantar
Que saquen al agua fiestas le empesaron a gritar
Que lo saquen
Que lo saquen
Que lo saquen
Que lo saquen
A Pedro Romero
A ese tambien
Y a Rafa Gamboa
A ese tambien
A Alberto pacheco
A ese tambien
Y al chino Gutierres

The Party Pooper

He's a really nice guy, my friend
Ramon
He's a really nice guy, my friend
Ramon
But when he drinks rum, he transforms
But when he drinks rum, he transforms
I didn't know this, and one day I invited him
I didn't know this, and one day I invited him
To a little party, and I was so embarrassed
To a little party, and I was so embarrassed
He sat on the cake
(He wiped himself with the tablecloth)
He put the dog in the refrigerator
(He tied it up with the hose)
He climbed into his car
(He drove it into the living room)
He chased the poor cook
(He ran her up the stairs)
This is the last straw, folks
I'm taking him away
I beg your pardon, but this won't happen again
Everything had calmed down, and I found him
Everything had calmed down, and I found him
He said, ashamed, I won't do it again
He said, ashamed, I won't do it again
They had made a mess of my house
They had made a mess of my house
They hadn't invited him, but there he was
They hadn't invited him, but there he was
He wanted to fight with everyone
(He thought he was the world champion)
He poured gasoline on the neighbor's cat
(He poured gasoline on the neighbor's cat)
He took off his shoes
(He threw them on the carpet)
He asked Mrs. Esther
(He asked Mrs. Esther)
He bothers everyone
No one can stand him
They started to shout, "Get the party pooper out of here!"
Get him out of here
Get him out of here
Get him out of here
Get him out of here
Pedro Romero
Him too
And Rafa Gamboa
Him too
And Alberto Pacheco
Him too
And Chino Gutierrez