Текст и перевод песни KAJ - Bärgandis Begaistra

Bärgandis Begaistra

Jonny e in pojk, 87: ans årsmodell
An har bra hygien, å blont hår utan mjäll
Stadig inkomst å breid madrass
Men flickona myser heldran me in skabbfrass

An ha tillåme boda, gymma en heil deil
Men tå an ska ragg så var e allti feil
An har varken äcklig andedräkt
An e it blyg å mamm å papp hans e it släkt

An brukar fa ti stan å sök in tjej
Men it nain verkar fatt he Jonny har ti sej
An säger:

Ja e
Bärgandis begeistra i te
E do na begaistra i me?
Pa do ga hid tykält elo kom do bara fö ti råk me
Fö ja e så begaistra i te

Jonny kämpar på med sin dialekt
Men strax an byri prat så var all så förskräckt
An va en svärmåorsdröm å don juan
Men dialektin jåor att chanserna försvann

An ha ragga i fleira år men e händer ingenting
För it nain verkar fatt hans kärleksförklaring
An säger:

Ja e
Bärgandis begeistra i te
E do na begaistra i me?
Ja pa bara ta å säg att kapina mett he e i skick
Fö ja e så begaistra i te flick

SOLO

Jonny fick ett tragisktliv gick ensam på vår jord
Ingen verkar ha förstått vikten av hans ord
Å nästa gång du raggar eller e riktigt kär
Säg då ej, jag älskar dig, utan säg det här
Det här, det är, deajajaj

Ja e
Bärgandis begeistra i te
E do na begaistra i me?
Ja pa bara ta å säg att kapina mett he e i skick
Fö ja e så begaistra i te flick
E do na begaistra i me?
Jå ja e bärgandis begaistra i te
It hox do ha tsänslo fö mi?
Ja ja e bärgandis begaistra i te
E do na begaistra i me?
Jå ja e bärgandis begaistra i te

Bargain Begeistra

Jonny is a guy, 87: model year
He has good hygiene, and blond hair without dandruff
Steady income and a wide mattress
But the girls prefer to cuddle with a scabies-ridden

He even has a house, works out a lot
But when he tries to pick up, it's always all wrong
He doesn't have bad breath
He's not shy and his mom and dad are not related

He usually goes to town to look for a girl
But no one seems to get what Jonny has got in him
He says:

I'm a
Bargain Begeistra and no
Are you interested in me?
Do you want to go on a date or are you just here to hang out with me?
Because I'm so Begeistra

Jonny struggles with his dialect
But as soon as he starts talking, everyone gets scared
He was a mother-in-law's dream and a Don Juan
But the dialect made his chances disappear

He's been picking up for years but nothing happens
Because no one seems to understand his declaration of love
He says:

I'm a
Bargain Begeistra and no
Are you interested in me?
I just have to say that my monkeys are in shape
Because I'm so Begeistra girl

SOLO

Jonny had a tragic life, he walked alone on our earth
No one seems to have understood the importance of his words
And the next time you're picking up or you're really in love
Don't say, I love you, but say this
This is deajajaj

I'm a
Bargain Begeistra and no
Are you interested in me?
I just have to say that my monkeys are in shape
Because I'm so Begeistra girl
Are you interested in me?
Yeah I'm Bargain Begeistra
Don't you have any feelings for me?
Yeah I'm Bargain Begeistra
Are you interested in me?
Yeah I'm Bargain Begeistra