Текст и перевод песни KAJ - Slaktar-Matts epistel

Slaktar-Matts epistel

Ham ham ham
Ham ham ham
Ham ham ham
Ham ham ham
Ham ham

Tå ja va bån, vart e ofta villt,
Fast mamm min bromsa å sa nää
Ja proa lag en fallskärm åv en fillt,
åså hoppa ja från it trä

Troud e sko gaa, troud he sko va bra-a,
Men he vart it jyst ti naa
(Vart it ti naa)
Beine gick åv, de gick åv båda två
å he kom kådon på min fillt,
På min fillt

Ham ham ham
Ham ham ham
Ham ham ham
Ham ham ham
Ham ham
Ja vila kosspar en koddo me en gris
Ja vila si va som sku ske
Fö ti få bacon å mjölk på sama vis
Men koddon vila it va me

Troud e sko gaa, troud he sko va bra-a,
Men he vart it jyst ti naa
(Vart it ti naa)
Ja vila få, in kalv me knorrin på
Men he vart ti korvin alltihop, alltihop

Ja tänker liivi som en sex euros buffé
Prou på allt annos missar du ju ee
Ele så e liivi som en ask choklad
Tar du likörin så smakar it he (nam nam nam)

Ja, ja tänkt vi sko pro na japanska ord (ham ham ham)
Korridor (Lang trang gang)
Kåpist (Mang gang pang)
Tä va he (Jaapan)

Igår sko grannin back in traktorin
På it ställ tär e va trangt
Ja sto å vifta, bakom tå an sko in
Men så backa an fö langt

Troud e sko gaa, troud he sko va braa,
Men he vart it jyst ti naa
(Vart it ti naa)
Beine gick åv, di gick åv båda två
Så ja laga korv åv alltihop, alltihop

Mellanspel

Troud e sko gaa, troud he sko va braa,
Men he vart it jyst ti naa
(Vart it ti naa)
Jäär it som meg, hu mang gang ska ja säg
At he var ti korvin alltihop, alltihop

Liivi e in gåto som it allti e så lätt
Medan du fundärar så kan du ju jättelätt
Snart e korvin slut ja sku boud ta å kap en arm

Butcher Matt's Epistle

Ham ham ham
Ham ham ham
Ham ham ham
Ham ham ham
Ham ham

When I was a boy, I was often wild,
Though my mom would stop me and say no
I tried making a parachute from a blanket,
And then I jumped from a tree

Thought it would work, thought it would be good,
But it didn't quite go to plan
(Didn't go to plan)
My legs broke, both of them broke
And there was blood on my blanket,
On my blanket

Ham ham ham
Ham ham ham
Ham ham ham
Ham ham ham
Ham ham
I crossbred a cow with a pig, darling,
I wanted to see what would happen
To get bacon and milk in the same way
But the cow didn't want to be a part of it

Thought it would work, thought it would be good,
But it didn't quite go to plan
(Didn't go to plan)
I wanted to get, a calf with a snout
But it all ended up as sausage, all of it

I think of life as a six-euro buffet
Try everything, otherwise you miss out
Or life is like a box of chocolates
If you take the liqueur, it doesn't taste good (nam nam nam)

Yeah, I thought we'd try some Japanese words (ham ham ham)
Corridor (Lang trang gang)
Cupboard (Mang gang pang)
That's it (Japan)

Yesterday the neighbour was backing his tractor in
Into a space where it was tight
I stood and waved, behind as he went in
But he backed in too far

Thought it would work, thought it would be good,
But it didn't quite go to plan
(Didn't go to plan)
Legs broke, both of them broke
So I made sausage out of the whole thing, the whole thing

Interlude

Thought it would work, thought it would be good,
But it didn't quite go to plan
(Didn't go to plan)
Don't be like me, how many times do I have to say
That it all went to the sausage, all of it

Life is a riddle that isn't always so easy
While you're pondering, you could very easily
Soon the sausage is gone, I should probably chop off an arm