Текст и перевод песни KOHEI JAPAN - 恋の関ヶ原

恋の関ヶ原

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天下分け目の 恋の関ヶ原...

子供達は立ち入り禁止 ここは危険
チャンスとピンチ 見抜けなきゃTHE END
いざ入店 ここは戦場 欲望ボーボー 渦巻く螺旋状
彼女は武将 やり手の武将 骨抜きにされた有象無象の男ども
そのデカイパイで撹乱 させるのめちゃウマい
おれの視線を谷間に釘付け させてたまに体に押し付ける
さらに上目遣いの名手 か細い指に大胆なネイル
誘う様に舐めるカシスオレンジ その口元まで15センチ
Eiyo STOP! ウマく行き過ぎる お願いだからさせてよ息継ぎ

天下分け目の 恋の関ヶ原...

彼女の勢いは未だとどまる 事を知らずに今夜も欲張る
虎視眈々そして疾風怒濤 狙うは男の心の臓
んで奢らせんだ高い晩ご飯 貢がせてんだ大判小判
訊けば齢は二十歳とちょいでオレにため口とは良い度胸
夜の蝶 小岩でナンバー2 天下一目指して乱発
色仕掛け 思わせぶりなメール 昼はOL生活住み分ける
そのしたたかさ まさにあっぱれだが 相手を間違ったね ただ
至近距離ならオレが不利 ていうか不覚にも既に押されまくり Damn...

天下分け目の 恋の関ヶ原...

迎えた最終局面 一か八か 現状は押されっぱなし だがしかし
幼稚すぎるその戦法 一からやり直せ小手面胴
してやったり！この戦勝った と思ったらうるうる泣きやがった
仕方なし 最後女子の涙に 白旗あげるも武士のたしなみ

天下分け目の 恋の関ヶ原...

Love's Sekigahara

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A pivotal battle in love's Sekigahara...

Children, stay away. This is dangerous.
You must be able to spot the opportunities and challenges, or it's THE END.
Let's enter. This is a battlefield. Desires run rampant in a swirling vortex.
She is a warlord, a skilled general. She has disarmed countless men.
She creates chaos with those large breasts. She's incredibly good at it.
She rivets my gaze to the valley between them and occasionally presses them against my body.
She's also a master of the upward glance. Her slender fingers are adorned with bold nails.
She seductively sips her cassis orange, her lips just six inches from mine.
Whoa, STOP! It's going too well. Please let me catch my breath.

A pivotal battle in love's Sekigahara...

Her momentum shows no signs of stopping. She's insatiable and greedy tonight.
She's watching and waiting, then strikes with the fury of a storm. She aims for a man's heart.
And she makes me pay for expensive dinners. She has me giving her gold and silver coins.
When I ask her age, she says she's just a little over twenty. She speaks casually to me, a sign of her boldness.
Night butterfly, number two in Koiwa. She aims to be the best in the world and indulges herself excessively.
Her seductive tricks and suggestive emails. By day, she's an office lady, living a double life.
Her resourcefulness is impressive, but you've picked the wrong opponent. Just so you know,
At this close range, I'm at a disadvantage. Or rather, I've already been overpowered. Damn...

A pivotal battle in love's Sekigahara...

We've reached the final stage. All or nothing. I've been on the defensive, but,
Your tactics are far too childish. Start over from the beginning.
Gotcha! I've won this battle. Or so I thought, but then she started to cry.
I had no choice but to surrender to her tears. But as a warrior, I did so with dignity.

A pivotal battle in love's Sekigahara...