Текст и перевод песни Kapasiteettiyksikkö - Saarna (feat. Paha Pastori)

Saarna (feat. Paha Pastori)

Alkupuhe
Tl viikol lenkkipiv meinaa mulle HKn lenkkii
Ja penkkipiv, bissee ja puiston penkkii
M otan rennosti. Kvelen viel rennommin
Mut kvelen vaan siks ku tl ei saa taksii lennost kii
Ja m en jaksa dallaa en
M haluisin lent. Mut valitettavasti se ei tuu onnistuun
Vaik joskus ei ollu ongelma sekn
Mut nyt on niin paljon kivii kaulas etten en pysty leijuu,
Enemp. Ja m oon varma et toi emnt
Katto mua siin mieles ku mik on mieles ku kattoo mnt
Jokainen tytt haluaa meisselii
Ja ihailee kaluu ku ihailis Pariisis Eiffelii
Seksi myy ja siks m oon nin vitun seksiks
Mut sun pit mahtii Viivi Avellanin nahkahousuihin
Joten ota hou suihin
Ensimminen saarna
M sanon mit sanon joten l pane pahakses
Ja vannon mit vannon mut vannomatta paras
Pid varas, tuon peliin kapinan takas
Tyylil 400: n kylpevt apinat jalas
Oon vaan yks ja ainoo Tolppanjero
Ja keksin sun lpn jo eilen "Hn on nero"
Mun duuni on huvii siks teen joka piv duunii
Ja ennen tst kaikest nin isinki pivunii
Ja mun ero suhun on
Et mun flow ei oo turhapuro mut oon edelleen nro. uno
Silti tl on liian monta huuhaa spedee
Liian monta leluij niinku Puuha-Pete
Oke, onks kello jo neljkakskyt
Haluutskin levy-yhtin? Mul on niit kaks nyt
No kuka flossaa. Yhen mun kaverins nimi on Matti
Mut se ei asu mun kukkarossa
Toinen saarna
M oon niin kasvanu. En jaksa en leveill.
Kerron miuluumin miten asiat menee meill.
Kato tlpin ei oo ainuttakaa kantoo,
Joten kautta kiven ja muuntajaboksin vannon:
Mun kreivi on tiukka ku nyrkki
Joka puristuu yhteen jos joku pyrkii
Vahingoittamaan mua tai mun.
Ennemmin napsahdan ku taivun.
Se on Andu. Tunnistit kuitenkin,
Vaik en en huutele te kuuntelette muutenkin.
En oo mit en oo.
Mul on takana enemmn raitoi ja kuosei ku Marimekol
Mut jos en ois ts kovis, miks m sit olisin?
Se on Ky / Rhin Rec Oy.
Suomen kovint mit nill leveysasteilla on nyt.
Kolmas saarna & Loppupuhe

Sermon (feat. Paha Pastori)

Preludium
Week after week the jogging path seems like the Helsinki marathon
My bench presses are beers, and park benches
I take it easy. I throttle down
But I throttle down 'cause I can't hail taxis in Helsinki
And I can't be bothered either
I'd like to fly, however unfortunately it will not come to pass
Even though at one time it wasn't an issue at all
But now there are many stones around my neck, and I can't levitate anymore
Stop that, man! And I'm sure that she
Looks at me as you do, when you look at me
Every chick wants a chisel
And admires it as one would admire the Eiffel Tower in Paris
Sex sells, which is why I'm so fucking sexy
But it might fit you to fit into Viivi Avellan's leather pants
So get a grip
First Sermon
I say what I say so put it in your pocket
And I swear what I swear, but not swearing is best
Beware, I'll restore the rebellion
Donning the style of 400 apes bathing in feet
I'm just one and only Tolppanjero
And I came up with your PIN yesterday - "He's a genius"
My job is fun that's why I'm always working
And before this, my father was my boss as well all day long
And the difference between men and me?
That my flow isn't turhapuro, I'm still number one
There's still too many motormouths in Helsinki
Too many toys, like Winnie the Pooh
Okay, is it already 4:20?
Do you also want a record label? I have two of them now
Who's doing the flossing? One of my mates is named Matti
But it doesn't live in my wallet
Second Sermon
I've grown so much, I can't keep showing off anymore.
I'd rather tell you how things are going for us.
See, there isn't a single stump in Helsinki,
So, through stones and transformer boxes, I swear:
My fist is as tight as an earl
That clenches together if anyone tries
To harm me or mine.
I'd rather snap than bend.
It's Andu. You recognized me as well,
Even though I don't shout, you listen in any case.
I am not, what I am not.
Behind me there are more tracks and patterns than Marimekko
But if I didn't have this hardness, why would I be?
That's Ky / Rhin Rec Oy.
The hardest Finland has to offer on these latitudes.
Third Sermon & Epilogue