Nebuni - Pavel Stratan , Kapushon перевод на английский

Nebuni

M-o intrebat odata un italian:
"Fratica, tu esti moldovan? Vii din tare unde uni Dan Balan si aia mica a lui Stratan?"
M-o intrebat odata un englezoi batran:
"Fratica, tu esti roman? Undi-n Carpati rasuna inca Zamfir, iar pe la Bran mai bantuie cate-un vampir?"
Voi prisepeti in motoare, unii in calculatoare. Puteti rabda munci chinuitoare, dar totdeauna cereti ajutoare.
Al vostru e, Stefan Cel Mare, ce a bagat pe turcii in reanimare. Atunci de ce Ioan spune ca la Ankara, lucreaza pentru-o paine de zori si pana-n seara?
Fiindca noi suntem nebuni, atat de usor dirijabili, atat de incapabili sa intelegem ca suntem nebuni.

Lunatics

An Italian once asked me:
"Bro, are you Moldovan? Do you come from the land of Dan Balan and that little Stratan girl?"
An old Englishman once asked me:
"Bro, are you Romanian? Where in the Carpathians does Zamfir still play, and where near Bran does the occasional vampire still haunt?"
Some of you are clever with motorbikes, some with computers. You can endure exhausting work, but you always ask for help.
Your hero is Stephen the Great, who put the Turks in the hospital. So why is Ioan saying that in Ankara he works for a loaf of bread from morning till night?
Because we are lunatics, so easily controlled, so utterly unable to understand that we are lunatics.