Текст и перевод песни Karel Plíhal - Amnestie

Amnestie

Vnikl mi do bytu orangutan
Ukrad' mi vařič na propanbutan
Čeho se člověk dnes nedožije
V ZOO je od rána amnestie
Koukám, jak v prádelním koši lama
Probírá se mýma košilama
Na WC mýval si pracky myje
V ZOO je od rána amnestie
V kuchyni huláká chameleon
Že kávu pro všechny namele on
Tapíři ničí tapiserie
V ZOO je od rána amnestie
Je celkem zbytečné zamykat se
Když letí sem zubr jak kamikadze
Tohohle zas někdo zneužije
Že v ZOO je od rána amnestie
Piraně ve vaně z tety Majky
Robia si narýchlo piraňajky
Budou z ní rodinné relikvie
V ZOO je od rána amnestie
V ložnici válí se osm šelem
Propuštěných spolu s ředitelem
On kňučí a žadoní o prémie
V ZOO je od rána amnestie
S panterem v zádech a v ostrým sprintu
Nějak jsem zapomněl na pointu
Abych vás nesklamal, tak tady je:
V ZOO je od rána amnestie

Amnesty

An orangutan broke into my apartment
He stole my propane stove
What a strange world we live in
The zoo has declared an amnesty today
I see a llama in my laundry basket
Going through my shirts
A raccoon is washing its paws in the toilet
The zoo has declared an amnesty today
A chameleon is yelling in the kitchen
Saying that he's going to grind the coffee for everyone
Tapirs are destroying the tapestries
The zoo has declared an amnesty today
There's no point in locking the door
When a bison is flying in like a kamikaze
Someone is going to take advantage of this
The zoo has declared an amnesty today
Piranhas in the bathtub with Aunt May
They're making piranha steaks
They'll be family heirlooms
The zoo has declared an amnesty today
There are eight beasts rolling around in the bedroom
Released along with the director
He's whining and begging for a bonus
The zoo has declared an amnesty today
With a panther at my back and a sharp sprint
I've somehow forgotten the punchline
So that I don't disappoint you, here it is:
The zoo has declared an amnesty today