Текст и перевод песни Keeva Mak - 不要教壞我

不要教壞我

聽說 沒趣的笑話 比哭訴高分
都聽說 若勇敢幹練
難惹人憐愛有如男人

聽過 如何靠放手 緊握某段雲
誰又指教我 自自然共處
不靠法則不必費神

如難成材便算 未想苦惱策劃樂園
談情時仍念愛情寶鑑 累得想棄權

愛根本不用教育 不要教壞我
不想給金句餵大我
怕最終識破愛情 情懷無多

計不計都一樣結果 抱得對亦吻錯
上次的方法愛下個
未見得 真可俘虜天蠍座

不信 十秒的貼近 是靠十年道行
偏不信 是我不好學
情侶才和我變成如今

怎相信 無情世界 每一雙有情人
全都機智到 活在甜蜜裡
竟靠戒心掌握永恆

如難成材便算 沒有野心霸住樂園
談情時仍念愛情寶鑑 累得想棄權

愛根本不用教育 不要教壞我
不想給金句餵大我
怕最終識破愛情 情懷無多

計不計都一樣結果 抱得對亦吻錯
就算關口勉強渡過
就怕討好了某人 而難為我

大情大性忍不到了 (大搖大擺分開算了)
日夜用心呼吸夠了 (日夜用腦相戀怕了)
像初戀般天真算了 (做錯甚麼不想對照)
學會工作都虛脫了 若愛也要上課想死了

我不希罕被教育 不要教壞我
雖得到他 卻變買我
有太多假設太傻 何來如果

有些計算沒結果 喊得對亦笑錯
若記憶得教訓陪我
又哪可坦率的見火撲火

如何如何便會 營造不溫不火的過程
如何如何用過人本領 活化著失修的愛情

我想這麼便這麼 別教導我撫摸
別說我聽戀歌 學怎麼相戀 會得到好結果

Don't Teach Me Bad Things

Apparently, a lame joke scores higher than a sob story
For they say, if you're brave and competent
You're less likely to be pitied, as if you were a man

I've heard how to let go to keep a hold of a certain cloud
And who taught me how to be content with myself
Without asking for rules, without worrying

If it's hard to be successful, I should just give up, never dreamed of planning a paradise
When I'm in love, I still think of the love guidebook, it's tiring and I just want to give up

Love doesn't need to be taught, don't teach me bad things
I don't want to be taught to maturity by golden lines
I'm afraid to finally see through love, I don't have much love left

It doesn't matter whether you calculate or not, you'll end up kissing the wrong person
Last time's method was for the last lover
It doesn't mean it will work on a Scorpio

I don't believe that ten years of experience is needed for a ten-second intimacy
I don't believe that it's my fault for not studying hard
My boyfriend has changed me into what I am now

How can I believe that in this heartless world, every lover
Is smart enough to live a sweet life
And use caution to maintain eternity

If it's hard to be successful, I should just give up, there's no ambition to conquer paradise
When I'm in love, I still think of the love guidebook, it's tiring and I just want to give up

Love doesn't need to be taught, don't teach me bad things
I don't want to be taught to maturity by golden lines
I'm afraid to finally see through love, I don't have much love left

It doesn't matter whether you calculate or not, you'll end up kissing the wrong person
Even if I barely pass the level
I'm afraid that if I please someone, it will be difficult for me

I can't stand it anymore, I'm being too emotional (Let's break up boldly)
I'm tired of putting my heart and soul into it day and night (I'm afraid of falling in love with my brain day and night)
Let's be innocent like first love (I don't want to compare what I did wrong)
I'm exhausted after learning to work (If I have to take lessons in love, I'll be dead)

I don't want to be taught, don't teach me bad things
Even though I got him, I lost myself
There are too many stupid assumptions, no ifs

Some calculations don't have results, you'll laugh even if you say the right thing
If memories can teach me lessons
How could I rush into the fire so frankly

How can I create a process that is neither too hot nor too cold?
How to use extraordinary skills to revitalize a failed love?

I'll do it the way I want, don't teach me how to touch
Don't tell me to listen to love songs, learn how to fall in love, and have a good result