Zazil si volakedy to ze si sa dosral a vysral si maleho polmetroveho novorodenca alebo ked si sa nemohol vysrat lebo ti trcal 30cm korbac z prdele vies co anezka hehehehe
Do you remember when you shit yourself or when you couldn't poop because your 30cm dick was sticking out of your butt! you know what Agnes! hehehehe
Poznáš ten pocit ked si chceš prdnút
You know that feeling when you want to fart
Črevo mi ide uplne roztrhnút
My guts are going to rip apart
Z rici mi ide točená zmrzlina
A soft serve ice cream is coming out of my ass
Hovno je velké jak černošská cicina
The shit is as big as a black woman's tit
Prd je tak silný že sa doblveš jak dan
The fart is so strong that you'll faint like a deer
Odjebe ci pečenku budeš jak narkoman
It will destroy your liver and you'll become a drug addict
V zachodovej mise 30 kilo hovna
30 kilos of shit in the toilet bowl
Teraz ťa to zrovná
Now it's going to hit you
Rachman dunivý, medzinožka plazivá
Thunderous rachman, creeping crotch
Z prdele mi padajú 4-kilové kladzivá
4-kilo hammers are falling out of my ass
Moje prdy dokážu rozleptat tvoju sliznicu
My farts can corrode your mucous membrane
Preto lebo žerem fazulu a žinčicu
Because I eat beans and sour milk
Nesplachujem záchod, tak ma spoznáš
I don't flush the toilet, that's how you'll recognize me
Pastierovičova mama žere hovná (Lubňa)
Pastierovič's mother eats shit (Lubna)
Ona za to môže, je to kurva
She's to blame for it, she's a whore
Jej synáčik je rasistická nakazená buzna
Her little boy is an infected racist fag
Odpad vedlajšieho produktu
Waste by-product
Ked chceš tak si natočím do kornútku
If you want, I'll scoop it into a cone for you
Aj ten največší tchor vonia pri mne ako Dior
Even the biggest skunk smells like Dior next to me
Prdzím smrdzím serem jako vyjebaný lion
I fart, I stink, I shit like a fucking lion
Serem prdzím smrdzím jak lion
I shit, I fart, I stink like a lion
Serem smrdzím prdzím jak lion
I shit, I stink, I fart like a lion
Prdzím serem srdzím jak lion
I fart, I shit, I stink like a lion
Lion lion lion lion
Lion, lion, lion, lion
Ležím na gauči v kŕčoch a trpím jak kokot
I'm lying on the couch in cramps and suffering like an idiot
Dačo asi neni v porádku prečo serem za troch
Something must be wrong, why am I shitting for three people
Dačo ve mne zhnilo
Something inside me has rotted
Je to tou vodkou s pivom párkami
It's from the vodka with beer and sausages
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4 ráno mulano stylo
Mulano style at
4 in the morning
Vyrážam na ulicu
I rush out into the street
Ponáhlam na stanicu
I hurry to the station
Myslím na opicu
I think about the monkey
Bojujem ze stolicu
I fight with the stool
Zrazu, hovorim si no do piče
Suddenly, I say to myself, oh shit
Prave som si dosral cele nohavice
I just shit my whole pants
Vypadalo to jak nevinný prd v tom strese
It looked like an innocent fart in the stress
Som to premenil na vyjebaný šťavnatý šprt
I turned it into a fucking juicy squirt
Chodzím po mesce tak domaa si musel zaklat
I'm walking around the city, you must have cursed at home
V trenkách ma šteklí nepríjemný náklad
The unpleasant load tickles me in my briefs
Tak som na seba hrdý
I'm so proud of myself
Udržujem si nadhlad
I keep my cool
Každý inteligent by si mal vedzet poradne zasrat
Every intelligent person should know how to shit properly
(Piče aj s tú machulú pojebanú, kokot je to videt brácho?)
(You cunt with that fucking bruise, you think I can see that, bro?)
Serem prdzím smrdzím jak lion
I shit, I fart, I stink like a lion
Serem smrdzím prdzím jak lion
I shit, I fart, I stink like a lion
Prdzím serem smrdzím jak lion
I shit, I fart, I stink like a lion
Lion, lion
Lion, lion
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