Текст и перевод песни Krankšvester feat. Nera - Retardirana

Retardirana

Odvedi me u novi svijet, na novi level
Gdje ljudi i životinje dijele isti krevet
Gdje ti ne jašeš konja nego konj jaše tebe
Ne jedemo piliće jer pilići su bebe
Ne postoje ratovi, bolesti i bande
Ženiš koga oćeš, ljudi žene pande
Pande žene golubove, golubovi zmije
Svaki dan se slavi, svaki dan se pije
Ne postoje ispiti, ne postoje škole
Nitko ne zna čitat, al se ljudi vole
Na Facebooku nema retardiranih postova
Jer nitko ne zna pisat, ne postoji osnovna
Ne moraš na pos'o, po cijele dane kartaš
Svi su ljudi nabildani jer je ovo Sparta
Nema ni ponedjeljka, svaki dan je petak
Vlatka nema hit jer ne postoji metak

Odvedi me u svijet
Gdje ljudi svi su presretni
Odvedi me u svijet
Gdje ljudi nisu nesretni
Uzmi me za ruku ti
I odvedi u zemlju ljubavi
Gdje na ulazu nas čeka
Jednorog i pegaz

Odvedi me u svijet gdje ljudi svi su skupa
Svi su tamo reperi i svi smo jedna grupa
Postoje samo svatovi, nitko se ne razvodi
Ne postoje sprovodi, postoje samo provodi
Ne jede se meso, jede se salata
Čovjek voli svinju poput svoga brata
Nema siromaštva jer ne postoje pare
Nema raka pluća jer se ne puše cigare
Nitko nije bolestan, ne postoje bolnice
Nema suza i znoja jer nema tvrde stolice
Nema ni wc-a jer kakaju svi cvijeće
Poslije se to sadi, pobere i jede
Svi smo istog spola, a rode nose bebe
A bebe su poklon sa još bolje planete
Ne postoje granice, nema niti ratova
Svi živimo na polju jer nema niti gradova

Odvedi me u svijet
Gdje ljudi svi su presretni
Odvedi me u svijet
Gdje ljudi nisu nesretni
Uzmi me za ruku ti
I odvedi u zemlju ljubavi
Gdje na ulazu nas čeka
Jednorog i pegaz

Retarded

Take me to a new world, to a new level
Where people and animals share the same bed
Where you don't ride a horse but a horse rides you
We don't eat chickens because chickens are babies
There are no wars, diseases or gangs
Marry whoever you want, people marry pandas
Pandas marry doves, doves marry snakes
Every day is a celebration, every day we drink
There are no exams, there are no schools
Nobody knows how to read, but people love each other
There are no retarded posts on Facebook
Because nobody knows how to write, there is no elementary school
You don't have to go to work, you play cards all day long
Everyone is jacked because this is Sparta
There is no Monday, every day is Friday
Vlatka doesn't have a hit because there are no bullets

Take me to a world
Where everyone is happy
Take me to a world
Where people are not unhappy
Take my hand
And take me to the land of love
Where a unicorn awaits us at the entrance
And a pegasus

Take me to a world where everyone is together
Everyone there is a rapper and we are all one group
There are only weddings, nobody gets divorced
There are no funerals, there are only parties
We don't eat meat, we eat salad
Man loves a pig like his brother
There is no poverty because there is no money
There is no lung cancer because no one smokes cigarettes
Nobody is sick, there are no hospitals
There are no tears and sweat because there are no hard chairs
There is no toilet because everyone poops flowers
Then it is planted, harvested and eaten
We are all the same sex, and storks bring babies
And babies are a gift from an even better planet
There are no borders, there are no wars
We all live in the fields because there are no cities

Take me to a world
Where everyone is happy
Take me to a world
Where people are not unhappy
Take my hand
And take me to the land of love
Where a unicorn awaits us at the entrance
And a pegasus