Текст и перевод песни Krankšvester feat. Sajsi MC - Šta Bi Ti

Šta Bi Ti

Šta bi ti da ti prijeti cura da će odrezat ti kurac?
Šta bi? Reci, šta bi?
Šta bi ti? Ak ju budeš varo, moš se pozdravit sa karom
Šta bi? Reci, šta bi?

Šta bi bez njega ti? Šta bih bez njega ja
Šta bi bez njega ova vojska mojih fufica?
Šta bi slao drugoj ribi ak to nešto nije dick pic?
Brate, morali bi pričati ko ljudi, to je freaky
Jer taj kurac je ko tema kojoj svaka priča vodi
Ak u priči nema njega, ja tu priču neću vodit
Ja sam glup, on je gori, ja se borim
Kažem "Sori neću više lajkat kurve", a on vatrira joj stori
Bez njega ne bih bio to što jesam, zato no
Ženo, nemoj mi ga rezat, yo (Uh, uh)
Zbog njega kažeš da sam šljam i da ostati ću sam
Ali, ženo, jedno znam, ti ga voliš

Šta bi ti da ti prijeti cura da ćе odrezat ti kurac?
Šta bi? Reci, šta bi?
Šta bi ti? Ak ju budeš varo, moš sе pozdravit sa karom
Šta bi? Reci, šta bi?
Šta bi ti?

Šta bi radio? U led bi ga stavio
Nazvao bi doktora i kurac bi mi zašio
Ne daj, dragi doktore, da ostanem bez njega
Kurac mi ko brat, kurac mi kolega
Ko kolega, ko kolega
Da je u politici, ja glaso bi za njega
Kurac mi ko stric, kurac mi ko ujo
Sa kurcem ja baratam ko električar sa strujom
Ja i on ko prsti na šaci
Ko Glovo i Nepalci, ko Osijek i komarci
Kurac čuva tajne, a bogami ih ima
Dao bih mu kartice i broj svakog pina

Šta bi ti da ti prijeti cura da će odrezat ti kurac?
Šta bi? Reci, šta bi?
Šta bi ti? Ak ju budeš varo, moš se pozdravit sa karom
Šta bi? Reci, šta bi?

Da l' si svestan koliko škorpije imam u natalu?
Uopšte nisi svestan, jebaću ti nanu
DNK će ti nestati, sa lica zemlje
Nećeš imati roda, ni pokolenje
Osveta se ne sevira hladna
Sevira ti demon u oknu pakla
Gori vatra, stojim sa strane
Ti se pečeš, miriše na pokajanje
Nema praštanja, to je trebalo da znaš
Da sam psycho manijakinja
Tvoj kurac je moja imenjakinja
Ako ubijem njega, kao i sebe da sam
Da l' si svestan koliko sam precizna
Kada seckam ga i jako volim ga?
Ali ako nisi moj, onda jebiga (Ako nisi moj)
Jer bolje mrtav kurac, nego neveran (Neveran)

Šta bi ti da ti prijeti cura da će odrezat ti kurac?
Šta bi? Reci, šta bi?
Šta bi ti? Ak ju budeš varo, moš se pozdravit sa karom
Šta bi? Reci, šta bi?

What Would You Do

What would you do if your girl threatened to cut off your dick?
What would you do? Tell me, what would you do?
What would you do? If you cheat on her, you can say goodbye to your rod.
What would you do? Tell me, what would you do?

What would you be without it? What would I be without it?
What would this army of my chicks be without it?
What else would I send to another girl if it wasn't a dick pic?
Bro, we'd have to talk like people, that's freaky.
Because that dick is like a topic that every story leads to.
If it's not in the story, I won't tell the story.
I'm stupid, it's worse, I'm fighting it.
I say "Sorry, I won't like whores anymore", but it's firing up her stories.
I wouldn't be who I am without it, so no.
Woman, don't cut it off, yo (Uh, uh)
Because of it, you say I'm scum and I'll be alone.
But, woman, I know one thing, you love it.

What would you do if your girl threatened to cut off your dick?
What would you do? Tell me, what would you do?
What would you do? If you cheat on her, you can say goodbye to your rod.
What would you do? Tell me, what would you do?
What would you do?

What would I do? I'd put it on ice.
I'd call a doctor and have my dick sewn back on.
Don't let me lose it, dear doctor.
My dick is like a brother, my dick is a colleague.
Like a colleague, like a colleague.
If it were in politics, I'd vote for it.
My dick is like an uncle, my dick is like an uncle.
I handle my dick like an electrician handles electricity.
Me and it are like fingers on a hand.
Like Glovo and Nepalese, like Osijek and mosquitoes.
My dick keeps secrets, and boy, does it have them.
I'd give it my cards and every PIN number.

What would you do if your girl threatened to cut off your dick?
What would you do? Tell me, what would you do?
What would you do? If you cheat on her, you can say goodbye to your rod.
What would you do? Tell me, what would you do?

Are you aware of how many Scorpios I have in my natal chart?
You're not aware at all, I'll fuck your grandma.
Your DNA will disappear from the face of the earth.
You won't have offspring, no lineage.
Revenge isn't served cold.
A demon in the window of hell serves it to you.
The fire burns, I stand aside.
You're burning, it smells like repentance.
There's no forgiveness, you should have known that.
That I'm a psycho maniac.
Your dick is my namesake.
If I kill it, it's like killing myself.
Are you aware of how precise I am
When I chop it up and love it so much?
But if you're not mine, then oh well (If you're not mine)
Because a dead dick is better than an unfaithful one (Unfaithful)

What would you do if your girl threatened to cut off your dick?
What would you do? Tell me, what would you do?
What would you do? If you cheat on her, you can say goodbye to your rod.
What would you do? Tell me, what would you do?