Текст и перевод песни LMF feat. DAVY - LMF Vs Gardener

LMF Vs Gardener

XX：喂! Maxx! 打個大0野0黎睇0下!
XX：A.Miss 買D 0野番0黎飲0下0丫!
Miss：搞錯呀! 次次都叫我去!
XX：喂! 咪住! 餵好似又係0個班友喎!

日抖訓覺 夜晚起身
晚晚嘈到震 好鬼黑人憎
去到邊到 LAZY 仔總係大棚人
多人先夠恆 夠恆先嚇人 最易比人啤到恆
凌晨四點鐘, 我0地個個都周圍中
理得佢0地幾點鐘 係都要玩多幾粒鐘
最多朝朝番工 跳完舞就玩失蹤
食埋個早餐 呵埋個屎都末夠鐘
我係LAZY仔 LAZY 好鬼易x憎
有乜唔妥我會追住你去'墳'!

我係LAZY仔 LAZY 唔會追錯人 (Lazy x3)
今晚又唔好彩撞親 GARDENER 班衰人!
Miss: 喂! x3 我有0野想講呀! (講啦 x3)
我叫Miss 係 GARDENER 0既板女
晚晚落0黎 skate park 聽班友仔吹水
今晚冇運行 撞著 Lazy番大陸!
G-A-R-D-E-N-E R 我0地 LAZY MUTHAFUCKA ，你0米當我劉!!!
G-A-R-D-E-N-E R 我0地 LAZY MUTHAFUCKA ，你0米當我劉!!!
G-A-R-D-E-N-E R 我0地 LAZY MUTHAFUCKA ，你0米當我劉!!!
G-A-R-D-E-N-E R 我0地 LAZY MUTHAFUCKA ，你0米當我劉!!!
行到 skate park 大班人 唔知佢0地又搞乜Q
原來 GARDENER 同班 LAZY 仔行埋又話要過兩招
一言不合 班惡人 唱話要講手
雙方對住 0華! 企成粒鐘都唔願走!
Maxx 個樣夠惡 佢成日0係到呱呱叫
成日講多兩講 佢又忍唔住笑
TATOO 佢 KICK FLIP 勁 真係唔多講笑
廿九幾級樓梯 佢都夠膽死跳...
喂! 你講到你甘掂 唔該睇0下你自己塊面
撻到紅、橙、黃、綠、青、藍、紫，
D假髮xxx遮曬塊面...
我0地Lazy 仔 卒碟、拍戲飯飯都掂
唔係死踩爛踩 身水身汗都冇水洗面...

Miss: 我玩OLLIE 可能冇你玩得0甘好
玩0左出0黎0既姿勢你又未必做到
再0黎FANKIE KICK FLIP 有料到
個個口木到呆，你都咪話唔好!

G-A-R-D-E-N-E R 我0地 LAZY MUTHAFUCKA ，你0米當我劉!!!

LMF Vs Gardener

XX: Hey! Maxx! Let's call a big zero zero for a look!
XX: A.Miss, buy some stuff to drink!
Miss: You're kidding! You always ask me to!
XX: Hey! Wait! Wait, it looks like those guys again!

Sleeping all day, waking up at night,
Loud every night, so damn annoying,
Wherever you go, there's always a crowd of LAZY guys,
The more people, the more strength, the more strength, the more intimidating, you're easily intimidated.
At four in the morning, we're all around,
No matter what time they are, we're gonna play for a few more hours.
At most, we go to work every morning, disappear after the dance,
Even with breakfast and a dump, it's still not enough time.
I'm LAZY, LAZY, so damn easy to hate,
If you have a problem, I'll chase you to the 'grave'!

I'm LAZY, LAZY, I won't chase the wrong person (Lazy x3)
Tonight, I'm unlucky to run into those GARDENER guys!
Miss: Hey! x3 I have something to say! (Say it x3)
My name is Miss, I'm the GARDENER's board girl,
Every night I come down to the skate park, listening to those guys talking nonsense,
No luck tonight, bumped into Lazy coming back from the mainland!
G-A-R-D-E-N-E R, we're LAZY MUTHAFUCKA, don't take me for Liu!!!
G-A-R-D-E-N-E R, we're LAZY MUTHAFUCKA, don't take me for Liu!!!
G-A-R-D-E-N-E R, we're LAZY MUTHAFUCKA, don't take me for Liu!!!
G-A-R-D-E-N-E R, we're LAZY MUTHAFUCKA, don't take me for Liu!!!
Walking to the skate park, a big group, I don't know what the hell they're up to.
Turns out, GARDENER and those LAZY guys are walking together and saying they want to go a couple of rounds.
Words lead to actions, those thugs, they say they want to talk with their hands,
Facing each other, they're standing there for an hour, unwilling to leave!
Maxx's face is fierce, he's always screaming,
Always talking too much, he can't help but laugh,
TATOO, he KICK FLIPs like a pro, no joke,
He's got the guts to jump down a 29-step staircase...
Hey! You're bragging about how good you are, take a look at your own face,
Scratched red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple,
That fake hairxxx covers your whole face...
We Lazy guys, we're good at playing records, acting, eating and eating,
It's not about stomping and crushing, sweat and blood, no time to wash our faces...

Miss: I might not Ollie as well as you do,
But you might not be able to do the pose I do when I Ollie.
And that FANKIE KICK FLIP, it's got some serious skills,
Everyone's jaw drops, it's so good!

G-A-R-D-E-N-E R, we're LAZY MUTHAFUCKA, don't take me for Liu!!!