Текст и перевод песни LMF feat. Rob - 咏春拳

咏春拳

扯旗山下有一門小門屋村幫
大懶堂嫡系掌門人 我係第十八代
要打出個名堂 唔覺意又打出個袋
寶刀出鞘 師父出馬
打交出事 又馬交出火
唔係好識耍羅漢拳 但係就成日食羅漢果
五十五重天 薄荷冰火
練女心經唔怕走火 又射歪左
移形換影屎忽幽靈
睇住兩個麻甩佬 又入埋同一格廁所
咪耍我播 話匿埋響入面 拆迷魂鎖 有無攪能錯
豪放北派四味賓泰 呢頭跳完茶舞轉頭 又話有Coupon派
攬住兩件馬騎呢怪一皇三後大格鬥又睇下邊個夠快
啜一聲就話派曬軟腳蟹

各位鄉親叔父喂埋来聽我講古
無敵是最寂寞 斷估無痛苦
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人算就不如天算 禮拜二四就开投注站
拿住搭無用獎卷 輸左就算 贏左都唔駛咁臭串
屙爛屎都日拉都仲要温人攪
電光獨龍鑽 呀 老細又有無彎轉 算
十八銅人金摺凳打到你九彩先至拎你去紮棍
件豬扒咁個樣直頭係後生版本既陳立品
個Keeper都仲夠膽死話呢D叫做大馬o既極品
嬲起上来北上温呀二陪訓再陪訓
攪個人妖呢劑就真係棍對棍 正老襯
朝早一班師兄弟就走去練梅花站樁
伍佰羅漢無敵鐵金鋼 偉而鋼
打大赤肋通山走 練好腳力就用来排隊買樓
唔練梅花站樁 就走去尋花問柳
豪情既生活執多劑劑你都話唔夠
上海街砵蘭街再落埋新填地
三百六又三佰六係咁俾又係咁俾
我問你死唔死 你話死唔死 死 死
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Wing Chun Fist

There's a small village gang at the foot of the flag hill
The eighteenth generation of the top Da Lan Dang person in charge
Want to fight out a name for myself, unintentionally even fought out a bag
Treasured saber unsheathed, master makes a move
Fought, then the horse went on fire
Don't really know how to play Luohan fist, but always eat Luohan fruit
Fifty-five heavens, mint and ice
Practice "Female Heart Sutra," not afraid of misfiring, but missed
Mystify and move about like a ghost
See two goofy guys enter the same restroom stall
Don't fool with me, said hiding inside, breaking the charm lock, did you tamper with anything?
The brave northern four flavors and Ban Tie, immediately after finishing the tango, turn around and say there are discount coupons
Embrace two very strange looking people, one king and three empresses, watch who's the fastest
With a whistle, all the soft-shell crabs are distributed

Fellow countrymen, uncles, gather around and listen to me tell an old story
Being invincible is the loneliest, absolutely no suffering
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Man proposes, God disposes, on Tuesday and Thursday, open a gambling hall
Holding worthless lottery coupons, lost is nothing, won not worth bragging about
Dropping terrible, messy stools, still want to go disturb others
Electric light, lone drill, hey, boss, do you have any more tricks?
Eighteen bronze men beat you black and blue with golden folding stools, and you're taken to be bandaged
The one that looks like a piece of pork chop is really a younger version of Chan Lap-yan
The keeper dared to say this is the ultimate DAMA
In anger went north to train with Ah-Yi
The one that uses a transgender as a drug is a real jerk
In the morning, the group of brothers and sisters go off to practice Plum Blossom Standing Stake
Five hundred Luohan, invincible iron and steel, Viagra
Run shirtless through the mountains, train your legs to wait in line to buy a house
Don't practice Plum Blossom Standing Stake, go start looking for flowers and asking about willows
Indulge yourself to the point where you just can't get enough
Shanghai Street, Portland Street, then down to Xin Tian Di
Three hundred, again three hundred, keep giving, keep giving
I asked you "Will you die?", You said "will I die? Die, die."
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