Текст и перевод песни LMF - 冚家拎

冚家拎

你報導日日淨係亂咁報導
失實嘅手法 誇張嘅內容
血肉模糊分開幾節放響頭版當砌圖
藉口話求事實 其實個個爭銷路
有事你地無晒立場 唔識公正報導
又話風水唔好 又話鬼鍊咁嘈
原來係 你個鼻生得唔好
眉尖又額窄出事個樣度
今日既頭版倫常慘劇案
但係你將焦點放響佢老豆嗰度
你憑啲乜嘢 咬定人係唔好
人哋好唔好 你係要中立至好
跟住揭娛樂版嗰度
嗰度有大波 嗰度有勾佬
嗰度有老作 嗰度有嗌交
嗰度揭人私隱 但啲相就朦到睇唔到
我再揭到體育版嗰度 點解有賠率印晒響度
香港足球排百幾 醜到好鬼離譜
踢得好會俾人去賄賂
最緊要睇埋鹹版兼廣告
去邊度叫雞有第六味服務
星馬泰日韓香港定係中國好
好似幫啲雞竇去promo

唔屌到你 以為自己好撚型 屌那星
You know what the fuck i'm saying
冚家拎 冚家拎
You know what the fuck i'm saying
冚家拎

(好彩阿叔我都慧眼識新星)
(一睇 哈哈! 就知你係含家鈴!)

喂喂喂 你話你係邊個邊個 我唔撚識啵
係 我係覺得你好乸型 不過係無賓周嗰隻乸型
我唔理你 你話你有幾撚矜貴
係邊度出嚟又有幾撚巴撚閉
我淨係睇 你做得啲乜野出嚟 俾我睇
你唔撚使大吹大擂 又話係 邊個嗰仔
正屎忽鬼 揸住張記者証就以為自己好撚有計
又做乜撚 乜做人你又要分上中下等
我諗我都識分 你唔係閪人就係一條懵撚
要扮某種階層要落蘭桂坊揾
一撚靠昆 正一神棍

唔屌到你 以為自己好撚型 屌那星
You know what the fuck i'm saying
冚家拎 冚家拎
You know what the fuck i'm saying
冚家拎

睇見你條友 真係隔夜飯都嘔
男人老狗到姣婆咁周圍走
咁大個人乜叫做醜 你都唔知
貪錢貪到出晒面就係人都知
煲老藕 做下牛油狗
鍾意帶住班狗仔隊周圍咁走
影吓大頭 影吓你班豬頭狗友
香港娛記就係鍾意報道啲咁嘅瘋狗

唔屌到你 以為自己好撚型 屌那星
You know what the fuck i'm saying
冚家拎 冚家拎
You know what the fuck i'm saying
冚家拎

唔屌到你 以為自己好撚型 屌那星
You know what the fuck i'm saying
冚家拎 冚家拎
You know what the fuck i'm saying
冚家拎

Shut the Whole Family Up

You report everyday just in a mess
Distorted techniques, exaggerated contents
Blood and flesh, blur, cutting it into sections, using it as a jigsaw puzzle on the front page
Using the excuse of seeking truth, actually everyone is fighting for sales
When there's something, you guys have no standpoint, you don't know how to report fairly
Sometimes you say the feng shui is bad, sometimes you say it's haunted, it's so noisy
Turns out it's because your nose is ugly
Eyebrows are narrow and forehead is narrow, it's the face of someone who causes problems
Today's front page has a tragic story
But you put the focus on his old man
What's your basis, to insist that someone is bad
Whether someone is good or not, you have to be neutral
Then flip to the entertainment section
There are big breasts there, there are hookups there
There are fabrications there, there are quarrels there
There are people's privacy exposed there, but the photos are blurred so that you can't see them
I flip to the sports section, why are the odds printed there
Hong Kong football ranks at 100, it's so embarrassing
If you play well, you will be bribed
The most important thing is to read the gossip and advertisements
Where to find prostitutes with the sixth sense
Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Japan, Korea, Hong Kong or China, which is the best
It's like helping the whorehouses promote themselves

If I don't scold you, you think you're so great, damn
You know what the fuck I'm saying
Shut the whole family up, shut the whole family up
You know what the fuck I'm saying
Shut the whole family up

(Luckily, I have a discerning eye for new stars)
(At one glance, haha, I know you're a suck up!)

Hey, hey, hey, you say you're so and so, I don't know you
Yes, I think you're very feminine, but it's a feminine without a prick
I don't care about you, you say how precious you are
Where do you come from, how awesome you are
I only care about what you've done, show me
You don't have to boast, and say you're whose son
You're a real asshole, holding a reporter's card, thinking you're so powerful
Why are you doing this, why do you have to divide people into different classes
I think I can tell, you're not an asshole, you're just an idiot
If you want to pretend to be a certain class, you have to go to Lan Kwai Fong to find it
Relying on tricking others, you're a real quack

If I don't scold you, you think you're so great, damn
You know what the fuck I'm saying
Shut the whole family up, shut the whole family up
You know what the fuck I'm saying
Shut the whole family up

Seeing you, I really want to vomit up my last night's dinner
As a grown man, you're so coquettish and running around
As an adult, you don't even know what's called ugly
Everyone knows that you're greedy for money
Simmering the old lotus root, being a lapdog
You like to bring a group of paparazzi and run around
Taking close-ups, taking pictures of your pig-headed friends
Hong Kong entertainment reporters just like to report such crazy things

If I don't scold you, you think you're so great, damn
You know what the fuck I'm saying
Shut the whole family up, shut the whole family up
You know what the fuck I'm saying
Shut the whole family up

If I don't scold you, you think you're so great, damn
You know what the fuck I'm saying
Shut the whole family up, shut the whole family up
You know what the fuck I'm saying
Shut the whole family up