Текст и перевод песни La Apuesta - El Mion

El Mion

Arriba del cerro mataron a un hombre
De esos que en la noche se salen a miar

Arriba del cerro mataron a un hombre
De esos que en la noche se salen a miar
Arriba del cerro mataron a un hombre
De esos que en la noche se salen a miar

Quien iba a pensar quien iba decir
Que por una miada lo habían de matar
Quien iba a pensar quien iba decir
Que por una miada lo habían de matar

Cuando el juez les pregunta señores
Que es lo que miraron cuando salio a miar
Cuando el juez les pregunta señores
Que es lo que miraron cuando salio a miar

Ellos contestaron que con luz de luna
Vieron muy clarito que los iba a miar
Ellos contestaron que con luz de luna
Vieron muy clarito que los iba a miar

Arriba del cerro mataron a un hombre
De esos que en la noche se salen a miar
Arriba del cerro mataron a un hombre
De esos que en la noche se salen a miar

Quien iba a pensar quien iba decir
Que por una miada lo habían de matar
Quien iba a pensar quien iba decir
Que por una miada lo habían de matar

A los asesinos del mión que mataron
Ya los agarraron paseando por ahí
A los asesinos del mión que mataron
Ya los agarraron paseando por ahí

Ellos alegaron que es que lo mataron
En defensa propia pues los iba a miar
Ellos alegaron que es que lo mataron
En defensa propia pues los iba a miar

The Pee-er

Up on the hill, they killed a man, my dear,
One of those who go out at night to pee.

Up on the hill, they killed a man, my dear,
One of those who go out at night to pee.
Up on the hill, they killed a man, my dear,
One of those who go out at night to pee.

Who would have thought, who would have said, love,
That for a pee, he would be killed dead?
Who would have thought, who would have said, love,
That for a pee, he would be killed dead?

When the judge asked them, "Gentlemen, pray tell,"
What did you see when he went out to swell?
When the judge asked them, "Gentlemen, pray tell,"
What did you see when he went out to swell?

They replied, "By the light of the moon, sweet thing,"
We saw very clearly he was going to spring."
They replied, "By the light of the moon, sweet thing,"
We saw very clearly he was going to spring."

Up on the hill, they killed a man, my dear,
One of those who go out at night to pee.
Up on the hill, they killed a man, my dear,
One of those who go out at night to pee.

Who would have thought, who would have said, love,
That for a pee, he would be killed dead?
Who would have thought, who would have said, love,
That for a pee, he would be killed dead?

The killers of the pee-er they've caught, my sweet,
They were just strolling down the street.
The killers of the pee-er they've caught, my sweet,
They were just strolling down the street.

They claimed they killed him, darling, it's true,
In self-defense, because he was going to spew.
They claimed they killed him, darling, it's true,
In self-defense, because he was going to spew.