Текст и перевод песни La Sonora Dinamita - Lindo Maridito

Lindo Maridito

Mujeres, hay que tratar así al marido
El maridito que tengo
Me salió bien avispado
Cuando del trabajo vengo
Siempre lo encuentro acostado
Si le pido pa'l merca'o
Me dice que está pela'o
Con ese marido mío
Me he metido en un gran lío
Se mantiene oyendo radio
Y viendo televisión
Pa' comer no tiene horario
Que marido tan glotón
Come más que plata al veinte
Ya se puso barrigón
Y pa' tomar agua ardiente
Es poquito, un garrafón
(Lindo maridito, ¿qué es lo que te pasa que ni a palo ni a garrote tú trabajas?
Lindo maridito, ¿qué es lo que te pasa que ni a palo ni a garrote tú trabajas?)
Y lo único que sabe hacer mi maridito ¿saben qué es?
Bailar cumbia con La Sonora Dinamita
Y dice...
Pero tiene una ventaja
Por eso no lo he bota'o
Cocina, barre la casa
Y bate bien el cacao
Hace arepa más amorra
Frijoles y pollo asado
Le da biberón al nene
Lo arregla si está mojado
La culpa la tengo yo
De que viva pereza'o
Con tantos mimo de amor
Ya lo tengo atolondra'o
La culpa la tengo yo
De que viva pereza'o
Con tantos mimo de amor
Ya lo tengo atolondra'o
(Lindo maridito, ¿qué es lo que te pasa que ni a palo ni a garrote tú trabajas?
Lindo maridito, ¿qué es lo que te pasa que ni a palo ni a garrote tú trabajas?
Lo tengo, lo tengo, lo tengo agallenado
Lo tengo, lo tengo, lo tengo arrinconado)
Lo tengo, lo tengo, lo tengo acongojado
Lo tengo, lo tengo, lo tengo atormentado.

My Ideal Husband

Women, this is how you should treat your husband
The husband I have
Turned out to be very cunning
When I get home from work
I always find him in bed
If I ask him to go to the market
He says he is broke
With this husband of mine
I have gotten myself into a big mess
He keeps listening to the radio
And watching TV
He has no set time to eat
What a gluttonous husband
He eats more than a twenty-peso coin
He has already become pot-bellied
And to drink liquor
It's not much, just a gallon
(My ideal husband, what's wrong with you that you don't work even if I beat you or threaten you with a stick?
My ideal husband, what's wrong with you that you don't work even if I beat you or threaten you with a stick?)
And the only thing my husband knows how to do, do you know what it is?
To dance cumbia with La Sonora Dinamita
And he says...
But he does have one advantage
That's why I haven't kicked him out
He cooks, he sweeps the house
And he whips the cocoa well
He makes the flattest arepas
Beans and roasted chicken
He gives the baby a bottle
He changes his diaper if it's wet
It's my fault
That he is so lazy
With so much pampering love
I have already spoiled him
It's my fault
That he is so lazy
With so much pampering love
I have already spoiled him
(My ideal husband, what's wrong with you that you don't work even if I beat you or threaten you with a stick?
My ideal husband, what's wrong with you that you don't work even if I beat you or threaten you with a stick?
I have him, I have him, I have him whipped
I have him, I have him, I have him cornered)
I have him, I have him, I have him worried
I have him, I have him, I have him tormented.