Текст и перевод песни Landa Freak - Efectos Secundarios

Efectos Secundarios

Buenas buenas damas y caballeros
Estamos aquí desde Dream House Records
Con el señor Landa Freak que quiere hablar acerca
De lo efectos secundarios de la crypa naranjada
El cuál dice que después de eso sus noches son bien asoleadas
Adelante landa freak

Me pegue una traba, con una crypa tan brava
No podía abrir los ojos, la lengua se me trababa
No sabía quien era yo, la cabeza vueltas me daba
Los panas asombrados por lo que les contaba

Una traba, con una crypa tan brava
No podía abrir los ojos, la lengua se me trababa
No sabía quien era yo, la cabeza vueltas me daba
Los panas asombrados por lo que les contaba

Llegué a África, caía nieve
Saque una pistola de agua y dije nadie se me mueve
Estaba esquizofrénico, maquia paranoico
Por una rebelión de animales de zoológicos

Leones hablando en chino, hienas en francés
Tres gorilas que cantaban, todos mis temas en inglés
Damn, me dije: ¿esto qué es?
Una cebra jedrezada me dijo: ¿tú eres el pez?

Weed es el efecto weed
Efectos secundarios por la traba que me metí
Weed es el efecto weed
Efectos secundarios por la traba que me metí

Me pegue una traba, con una crypa tan brava
No podía abrir los ojos, la lengua se me trababa
No sabía quien era yo, la cabeza vueltas me daba
Los panas asombrados por lo que les contaba

Una traba, con una crypa tan brava
No podía abrir los ojos, la lengua se me trababa
No sabía quien era yo, la cabeza vueltas me daba
Los panas asombrados por lo que les contaba

Estuve peleando con el hombre invisible
Le metí tres en la cara aunque parezca increíble
A cien grados bajo cero, me sentía tan caliente
Que solo en 3d podía ver la gente

Los mudos me hablaban, los ciegos me miraban
Los sordos escuchaban todo lo que yo cantaba
Yo no seguí el ritmo el ritmo me seguía a mí
Y yo solo decía: I love you fucking weed

Weed es el efecto weed
Efectos secundarios por la traba que me metí
Weed es el efecto weed
Efectos secundarios por la traba que me metí

Me pegue una traba, con una crypa tan brava
No podía abrir los ojos, la lengua se me trababa
No sabía quien era yo, la cabeza vueltas me daba
Los panas asombrados por lo que les contaba

Una traba, con una crypa tan brava
No podía abrir los ojos, la lengua se me trababa
No sabía quien era yo, la cabeza vueltas me daba
Los panas asombrados por lo que les contaba

Yeah
Este es Landa Freak, elegante
Hablando de los efectos secundarios de el weed smoke
Doctor Velázquez
Desde Dream House Records
TH música
Only for track
Like to be, ¡Fabito!
Dios mío, esto es lo que pasa cuando me fumo de esa vaina

Side Effects

Good, good ladies and gentlemen
We are here from Dream House Records
With Mr. Landa Freak who wants to talk about
The side effects of the orange crypa
Which he says that after that his nights are very sunny
Go ahead landa freak

I got high, with a crypa so brave
I couldn't open my eyes, my tongue was getting stuck
I didn't know who I was, my head was spinning
The homies were amazed by what I was telling them

A hit, with a crypa so brave
I couldn't open my eyes, my tongue was getting stuck
I didn't know who I was, my head was spinning
The homies were amazed by what I was telling them

I arrived in Africa, it was snowing
I took out a water gun and said nobody move
I was schizophrenic, Machiavellian paranoid
By a rebellion of zoo animals

Lions speaking Chinese, hyenas in French
Three gorillas singing, all my songs in English
Damn, I said to myself: What is this?
A checkered zebra told me: Are you the fish?

Weed is the weed effect
Side effects from the hit I took
Weed is the weed effect
Side effects from the hit I took

I got high, with a crypa so brave
I couldn't open my eyes, my tongue was getting stuck
I didn't know who I was, my head was spinning
The homies were amazed by what I was telling them

A hit, with a crypa so brave
I couldn't open my eyes, my tongue was getting stuck
I didn't know who I was, my head was spinning
The homies were amazed by what I was telling them

I was fighting the invisible man
I hit him three times in the face, although it seems incredible
At a hundred degrees below zero, I felt so hot
That I could only see people in 3d

The mute spoke to me, the blind looked at me
The deaf listened to everything I sang
I didn't follow the rhythm, the rhythm followed me
And I just said: I love you fucking weed

Weed is the weed effect
Side effects from the hit I took
Weed is the weed effect
Side effects from the hit I took

I got high, with a crypa so brave
I couldn't open my eyes, my tongue was getting stuck
I didn't know who I was, my head was spinning
The homies were amazed by what I was telling them

A hit, with a crypa so brave
I couldn't open my eyes, my tongue was getting stuck
I didn't know who I was, my head was spinning
The homies were amazed by what I was telling them

Yeah
This is Landa Freak, elegant
Talking about the side effects of weed smoke
Doctor Velázquez
From Dream House Records
TH music
Only for track
Like to be, Fabito!
My God, this is what happens when I smoke that shit