Текст и перевод песни Leo王 feat. 八八男 - 弟弟怕姐姐

弟弟怕姐姐

弟弟怕姐姐 告訴媽媽他偷偷打手槍
在這個和平的家 竟然有人敢背著媽媽偷偷打手槍
弟弟真是衰 每天都會被姐姐威脅
如果姐姐想抽煙 弟弟的工作就是準備掃把
等下掃煙灰 弟弟聽didilong
想說 飛吧 飛吧 就讓我的子彈飛到太空 穿越時空
跟88男一起廢在 東岸西岸東洋西洋愛情動作片裡頭

Woo 夜深人靜 小明打手槍
Oh no no no no 耳機隔音太好 腳步聲聽不到
Woo 小明最喜歡去 thisav
雙手萬能但是現在被發現了完了
手機螢幕又太小了都看不清楚她 nipples

姊姊突然打開房門 我褲子來不及穿好
那麼晚了還不睡覺 到底是在衝三小
她懂了 說我真可愛 嚇到沒法講話
姊姊說我終於長大 姊姊摸我的頭說乖
她幫我止渴 嘴巴上說不要 身體倒是挺誠實的
Hey 姊姊突然喊了聲 WTF
小時候一起洗澡 現在竟然長得那麼大
姐姐怎麼那麼好色 還不准我那麼早射

傻孩子竟然都不曉得 地方姊姊需要老二
她快到了 還叫我撐著
奪走人家第一次 SOD都是真的
姊姊說以後不用再自己解決
想要的話就到隔壁房間找自己的姊姊
還威脅我說這是我們兩人之間的秘密
如果我告訴她男朋友的話她就要告訴媽媽

Woo 夜深人靜 小明打手槍
Oh no no no no 耳機隔音太好 腳步聲聽不到
Woo 小明最喜歡去 thisav
雙手萬能但是現在被發現了完了
手機螢幕又太小了都看不清楚她 nipples

從星期一到星期七
從 xvideos 到 卡提諾101
小明走不出青春期 有甚麼關係
或許 打飛機才是他真正的興趣
Once again 台灣大學裡面沒有飛機系
所以他只好選擇去念農經
小明又戴上耳機 你們只在乎成績
沒問題 攏齁哩啦 全部都考出來給你

Woo 夜深人靜 小明打手槍
Oh no no no no 耳機隔音太好 腳步聲聽不到
Woo 小明最喜歡去 thisav
雙手萬能但是現在被發現了完了
手機螢幕又太小了都看不清楚她 nipples

Little brother is afraid of older sister

Little brother is afraid of older sister, told mom that he secretly jerked off
In this peaceful home, someone dared to jerk off behind mom's back
Little brother is so unlucky, getting threatened by older sister everyday
If older sister wants to smoke, little brother's job is to get a broom
Wait to clean up the ashes, little brother listens to didilong
Want to say, fly away, fly away, let my bullets fly into space, travel through time and space
With 88 guys in the East and West, Oriental and Western love action movies

Woo, it's late at night, Xiaoming jerks off
Oh no no no no, the headphones are so soundproof that footsteps can't be heard
Woo, Xiaoming loves to go to thisav the most
Hands are versatile, but now that he's been found out, it's over
The phone screen is too small to see her nipples.

Sister suddenly opens the door, I don't have time to put on my pants
It's so late and you're not sleeping, what the hell are you rushing to do?
She understands, says I'm so cute, scared to speak
Sister says I've finally grown up, sister touches my head and says, be good
She helped me quench my thirst, saying she doesn't want it, but her body is honest
Hey, sister suddenly yelled WTF
When we were young, we took a bath together. Now, she has grown so big
Why is sister so horny, and won't let me shoot so early

Silly boy, he doesn't even know that Local Sister needs a dick
She's almost there, told me to hold on
Took away the first time, SOD is real
Sister said, no need to solve it yourself in the future
If I want it, I can go to the next room and find my sister
Also threatened me that this is a secret between us
If I tell her boyfriend, she'll tell mom

Woo, it's late at night, Xiaoming jerks off
Oh no no no no, the headphones are so soundproof that footsteps can't be heard
Woo, Xiaoming loves to go to thisav the most
Hands are versatile, but now that he's been found out, it's over
The phone screen is too small to see her nipples.

From Monday to Sunday
From xvideos to Cartino 101
Xiaoming can't get out of puberty, what's the matter
Maybe, jerking off is his real interest
Once again, National Taiwan University doesn't have an aircraft department
So he had no choice but to study agricultural economics
Xiaoming put on his headphones again. You only care about grades
No problem, let me tell you everything.

Woo, it's late at night, Xiaoming jerks off
Oh no no no no, the headphones are so soundproof that footsteps can't be heard
Woo, Xiaoming loves to go to thisav the most
Hands are versatile, but now that he's been found out, it's over
The phone screen is too small to see her nipples.