Текст и перевод песни Leo王 - 飯太冷先生

飯太冷先生

（耶 飯太冷先生 哦）

從香港回來的飛機 英宏坐在我的隔壁
那隔壁的再隔壁 坐著一位先生
周杰倫是范特西 他是飯太冷
他把手舉起來說 空姐我的飯太冷
他生氣時候臉紅得像 watermelon
他把手舉起來說 空姐我的飯太冷
他孩子看著爸爸發瘋發飆罵人

因為他是 飯太冷先生 飯太冷先生
飯太冷先生 飯太冷先生

得理不饒人 給你機會做好人 你不做
等到你以後變成老人
喝醉酒撞到頭沒人抬你上救護車
Johnnie Walker 是你唯一的救贖者
或者隨便你愛喝甚麼酒
喝醉的動物都很醜 而且你特別醜
我想是因為相由心生你別難過
如果我是你的兒子我會最難過

爸爸我才不想跟你像 no
欺善怕惡 你真是丟不丟人 幹嘛這樣
都 2018 都甚麼年代了
你還以為客人最大

從香港回來的飛機 英宏坐在我的隔壁
那隔壁的再隔壁 坐著一位先生
周杰倫是范特西 他是飯太冷
他把手舉起來說 空姐我的飯太冷
他生氣時候臉紅得像 watermelon
他把手舉起來說 空姐我的飯太冷
他孩子看著爸爸發瘋發飆罵人

因為他是 飯太冷先生 飯太冷先生
飯太冷先生 飯太冷先生（哼）

Mr. Cold Meal

（Hey Mr. Cold Meal, oh）

On the flight back from Hong Kong, Ying Hung sat next to me
And next to him sat a gentleman
Jay Chou is Fantasy, he is Mr. Cold Meal
He raised his hand and said, "Flight attendant, my meal is too cold."
When he gets angry, his face turns red like a watermelon
He raised his hand and said, "Flight attendant, my meal is too cold."
His child watched his father go crazy, cursing and screaming

Because he is Mr. Cold Meal, Mr. Cold Meal
Mr. Cold Meal, Mr. Cold Meal

Unreasonable, I give you a chance to be a good person, but you don't
Wait until you become an old man
Drunk and hit your head with no one to lift you into the ambulance
Johnnie Walker is your only savior
Or whatever alcohol you love to drink
Drunk animals are very ugly, and you are especially ugly
I think it's because your appearance is shaped by your heart, don't be sad
If I was your son, I would be the saddest

Dad, I don't want to be like you, no
You bully the weak and fear the strong. Are you ashamed of yourself? Why do you do that?
It's 2018, what era is this?
You still think the customer is the most important

On the flight back from Hong Kong, Ying Hung sat next to me
And next to him sat a gentleman
Jay Chou is Fantasy, he is Mr. Cold Meal
He raised his hand and said, "Flight attendant, my meal is too cold."
When he gets angry, his face turns red like a watermelon
He raised his hand and said, "Flight attendant, my meal is too cold."
His child watched his father go crazy, cursing and screaming

Because he is Mr. Cold Meal, Mr. Cold Meal
Mr. Cold Meal, Mr. Cold Meal（hum）